>> That'll be great; it's really a fantastic book.

you gotta be kidding me. Dan Brown is such a mediocre author. The idea was pretty cool, but Brown can't write worth sh!t.
Well, geez, what a stupid fool I am for thinking it was a good book. No, I am not kidding you. It was a very enjoyable book regardless of how much you are unable to contain your disgust. The idea is very cool, but Brown can write "worth sh!t." Of course, this is a simple matter of opinion that cannot be argued over, but at the very least let me state that my opinion of you is that you are probably one of these folks who wants to be more "highbrow" than those around and attempts to demonstrate it by bashing everything overwhelmingly successful in popular media.
Honestly, to say the book is bad is one thing, but to say the guy can't write at all? The premise, plot, and characters were very well developed and I cannot see any valid reason for such comments based on just this book. Eh.

Brown is a laughing stock within the literary community
Out of curiosity, do you spend a lot of time "within the literary community" or is this just what you read by others who can write "worth sh!t?" Just curious.