Thread: they aren't teh

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Brain
    since we are on the subject.. i just want to ask.. does anyone else code better like after a few beers..?? cause I have written my best code after drinking some refreshing tasty beverages
    I've thought the same thing, but I don't know if I'm actually coding better, or I just THINK I'm coding better

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    >does anyone else code better like after a few beers..??
    Alcohol is a depressant, it actually slows down your thought processes rather than enhancing them. A better (and safer) way to improve your coding is to increase bloodflow to the brain through moderate exercise. Or you could read a book and practice, you lazy slacker.
    My best code is written with the delete key.

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    I don't code better but I am able to do first level debugging easier. Once I am relaxed I don't overthink the problem and am more willing to try different approaches.
    But if I'm designing a solution you better believe I'm stone sober.

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    what ever happend to coffee?

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    Caffinee is for when you need to overcome sleep and finish something.
    Coffee is just nasty so I have to find a better vechile for my caffinee.

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    what ever happend to methanphedimines?
    Hmm

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    the law

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    >what ever happend to coffee?
    It transmogrified into a frappuccino.
    My best code is written with the delete key.

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    No no... It became Java. And of course, no self-respecting C or C++ programmer would use Java.
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    i been drinking onfe more
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    I drink milk all the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prelude
    >what ever happend to coffee?
    It transmogrified into a frappuccino.
    mmmmm frappuccino...

    thanks, i just remembered i'm out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zach L.
    No no... It became Java. And of course, no self-respecting C or C++ programmer would use Java.
    ofcourse

    Quote Originally Posted by Prelude
    A better (and safer) way to improve your coding is to increase bloodflow to the brain through moderate exercise.
    Right you are....I always feel like coding after a good work out. My head feels a lot clearer.

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    I drink anything but water,

    fish f__k in it.
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