If the Virgin Mary cheese sandwich is a little too expensive, you can bid on Virgin
Mary's used chewing gum or even Virgin Mary's used chewing gum in a cheese sandwich.

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You are bidding on chewed piece of gum I recieved from a woman named Mary that told me she was a virgin. It was left on my night stand after a wonderful night that I considered a miracle. This piece of gum is in excellent shape and has not been chewed since the virgin Mary herself had it in her mouth. The winning bidder of this auction will receive the actual piece of gum. Unfortunately we did not have grilled cheese on that night, so you will only receive the gum. I will be more than happy to answer any questions that you might have.
Quote Originally Posted by eBay
This is an actual representation of what my friend believes is the used chewing gum once chewed by the Virgin Mary. I can't say this item is a miracle, but I can say I have had some strange luck while possessing this item. I once found 2 quarters on my car in the Wal-mart parking lot. I'm sure all of you can appreciate how difficult it is to find loose change in a parking lot, much less a Wal-mart parking lot. A true miracle if there ever was one. If you require proof, I will gladly send you a picture of the quarters and my friend.