The French are entirely to blame for Iraq (Before Emmanuel Delaha reads this, I should say that I'm just kidding - I thought you'd all enjoy this). Think about this:

- We wouldn't be in Iraq, if the Middle East hadn't been armed by both us and the Soviets.

- They wouldn't have been armed by either side, if there was no Cold War.

- There wouldn't have been a Cold War, if we weren't ........ed about sharing Berlin with the Soviets.

- We wouldn't have had to share Berlin with the Commies, if there hadn't been a Second World War

- There wouldn't have been a Second World War, if Hitler wasn't ........ed about the Treaty of Versailles.

And where is Versailles? Pff... And they blame Bush...