Thread: URGENT!! Which language should I learn!???!!!

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    URGENT!! Which language should I learn!???!!!

    Hi, I am desperately looking for a language I can learn for my problem set tomorrow -- I have heard that Basic OWNS C++, but I also heard that Java OWNS Basic and that JavaScript is even better because you don't have to run the Java VM!!!

    Is this true?!!

    ALSO, is it OK if someone can email me at [email protected] to do my problem set for me?! I can offer $$$!!!

    Thanks a bunch in advance!

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    what the hell is wrong with alex
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    Haha.

    I can see the headlines:

    "Psychotic webmaster destroys entire community"


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    mike forgot to give him hes meds again
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    Whatever.
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    you're username is webmaster, and yu don't know what javascript is (and in what it is differn't to java). shame on you. learn assembly
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    Uh...

    Not only his name is webmaster, but so is his position :P


    He knows what JS is.

    He knows what Java is.


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    Hmmm... I s'ppose that's why you don't use binary, eh? :P

    Just kidding.


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    Quote Originally Posted by webmaster
    Hi, I am desperately looking for a language I can learn for my problem set tomorrow -- I have heard that Basic OWNS C++, but I also heard that Java OWNS Basic and that JavaScript is even better because you don't have to run the Java VM!!!

    Is this true?!!

    ALSO, is it OK if someone can email me at [email protected] to do my problem set for me?! I can offer $$$!!!

    Thanks a bunch in advance!

    ~~~~~ WEBMASTER ~~~~~~~
    Nice one.
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    i always thought of the webmaster being some totally serious robot-like person...
    glad to see he's human too
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    >i always thought of the webmaster being some totally serious robot-like person...
    We thought Salem was a Bot until he cracked a joke once.
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    Dang it. I can't add to your reputation.

    You all suck :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by whackaxe
    you're username is webmaster, and yu don't know what javascript is (and in what it is differn't to java). shame on you. learn assembly
    Go away, newbie. Alex owns you and your family.
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