Hi, I am desperately looking for a language I can learn for my problem set tomorrow -- I have heard that Basic OWNS C++, but I also heard that Java OWNS Basic and that JavaScript is even better because you don't have to run the Java VM!!!
Is this true?!!
ALSO, is it OK if someone can email me at [email protected] to do my problem set for me?! I can offer $$$!!!
Thanks a bunch in advance!
~~~~~ WEBMASTER ~~~~~~~
what the hell is wrong with alex
Haha.
I can see the headlines:
"Psychotic webmaster destroys entire community"
BasiCProgramming.com, the replacement for CProgramming.com.
mike forgot to give him hes meds again
Ancient Greek will solve all your problems
Whatever.
you're username is webmaster, and yu don't know what javascript is (and in what it is differn't to java). shame on you. learn assembly
Go away, newbie. Alex owns you and your family.Originally Posted by whackaxe
on what grounds?
EDIT: after re-reading the whole thread, i am left with one queston :wtf is going on? i must have missed an episode
Last edited by whackaxe; 06-13-2004 at 03:14 PM.
>i must have missed an episode
Like this one?
My best code is written with the delete key.
lol, webmaster/alex. that was great.
webmaster.reputation++;
I suggest you learn German.
You should try either Visual ASM or the tool for real coders: copy. It already comes preinstalled with every Windows machine. Just open up a command prompt and type "copy con myfirst.exe". This tool r0xx0rs so hard that you probably need a new set of boxes once you are done coding, but it's worth it. The unique experience of fingering with code first hand without the obnoxious naming layer of ASM which tends to give every command some three letter acronym is great. Noone needs these names, real coders can transfer their thoughts directly.
Learn latin, makes better pickup lines once you meet a romanI suggest you learn German.
hth
-nv
She was so Blonde, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
When in doubt, read the FAQ.
Then ask a smart question.
Uh...
Not only his name is webmaster, but so is his position :P
He knows what JS is.
He knows what Java is.
He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
Yeah, punk. He's Santa Claus.
Real programmers use binary. Wow, you're such a 1053r.
