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    Apparently my ideal job is God. There's irony for you.
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    "UnregdRegd, Your ideal job is a God."

    "Smirky Smith Smiggelstein, Your ideal job is a Porn Star."

    "Boy DZorda, Your ideal job is a Prostitute."

    "Superman, Your ideal job is a God."

    "Jesus Christ, Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp."

    "Sister of Serenity, Your ideal job is a Spinster with cats."

    "Joe Schmoe, Your ideal job is a President."
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    Josh Taylor, Your ideal job is a Pirate.
    I love the internet

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    Zach L, Your ideal job is a Mermaid.
    Umm... Yeah...

    At least it got Govtcheez right!

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    FillYourBrain, Your ideal job is a Stripper

    YES!!!! I knew I was good for something!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde
    Apparently my ideal job is God. There's irony for you.
    It's always sad to see people who don't believe in themselves

    edit: I'm a Street Sweeper.

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    unanimous, Your ideal job is a Superhero.
    Why couldn't I get a cool job like the rest of you.

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    Sean, Your ideal job is a .
    Ummm.....0wned?

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    Sean Usher, Your ideal job is a Prostitute.
    Now thats my kind of job!!

    Shadow, I've seen Silvercord's picture and yes, he could be a supermodel. In fact, he was wearing a nice dress in the picture, maybe he would be nice enough to post a similar one. *crosses fingers*
    Last edited by unanimous; 05-09-2004 at 07:57 PM.

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    nvoigt, Your ideal job is a Housekeeper.

    uh... oh...
    hth
    -nv

    She was so Blonde, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

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    nvoigt, Your ideal job is a Housekeeper.
    a.k.a. system administrator?

    laserlight, Your ideal job is a Dentist.
    Reminder: please take breath mints before coming to see me, and remember to brush your teeth.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bjarne Stroustrup (2000-10-14)
    I get maybe two dozen requests for help with some sort of programming or design problem every day. Most have more sense than to send me hundreds of lines of code. If they do, I ask them to find the smallest example that exhibits the problem and send me that. Mostly, they then find the error themselves. "Finding the smallest program that demonstrates the error" is a powerful debugging tool.
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    a.k.a. system administrator?
    Maybe like get married, get divorced, keep the house... who knows lol...
    hth
    -nv

    She was so Blonde, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

    When in doubt, read the FAQ.
    Then ask a smart question.

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    Porn star.

    all my friends already think so. oh dear...

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    Magos, Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer.
    Oh boy. Does anyone have a Holy Handgrenade?
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    Job Predictor, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter.

    How hypocritical lmao

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    xion, Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work?.

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    rod, Your ideal job is a Second-Hand Car Salesman
    govtcheez BWAHAHAHAAAAA

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