Thread: GCHEESE hiring for hidehideho.

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    It's full of stars adrianxw's Avatar
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    GCHEESE hiring for hidehideho.

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    l'Anziano DavidP's Avatar
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    GCHEESE hiring for hidehideho.
    govtcheez is hiring???!?!??!?! what is this world coming to?? a world where govtcheez is in charge of hiring new employees...
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    topcoder members (good ones) have first dibbs though

    some entropy with that sink?

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    The Googlunaplex will house 35 engineers, 27,000 low cost web servers, 2 massage therapists and a sushi chef formerly employed by the pop group Hanson.

    Among the questions Googlunars will seek to answer are:

    Exactly how far does the Worldwide web extend? Can it become an interplanetary utility? If so, will it replace Water Works on MonopolyŽ?
    What are the likely effects of link attenuation over extreme distances? Is there a limit to link strength, or is it infinitely extensible like bubble gum that gets stuck to the bottom of your shoe?
    What happens to PageRank in the proximity of a black hole? Is there distortion that might result in link relevancy reduction or popularity warping? Could this somehow be harnessed to generate more dates for engineers?
    Does spam go on forever?
    ROFL! Set those servers outside in the shade and forget about water cooling!
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    Wow, an April Fool's joke that doesn't suck!

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