Does it seem like women have super powers? They must because it seems like they know what you're going to say before you even say it! They are also capable of producing a strange hypnotic effect in men. They even seem to have reasoning abilities beyond that of ordinary men: One day they can seem interested in you, and the very next day it'll be just the opposite.

I for one am peeved that I do not have super powers. Instead, I have to rely on my mortal intellect to figure out what these goddesses have deened to be their will. Maybe in the not so distant future, one of us will have the resolve to code a program that can show us the true meaning of women.