Head - "Mr Ford.... your attendance record and attitude throughout the year does not warrant a second chance. For instance, Quantitive Methods in Business..... you did not attend 1 single lecture this semester"
<I had already done that in my A levels and the lecture was like at 9AM every Monday>
Me - "What?... that's not true"
Head - "According to the register it is.."
Me - "there's some mistake by the lecturer"
Head - "Oh... and who was the lecturer?"
<Doh!!!.... walked into that one.... ok Fordy think quick>
Me - "Oh....cant remember his name.... that old feller from the Business School with the glasses and beard"
<He he ... nice thinking... that discription covered most of the staff>
Head - "Actually...is was me...."
Me - "Oh......"