Thread: Matha Stewart

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    Matha Stewart

    There's a petition to get a pardon for her and I think it's bull. Sign my opposing petition. You can also send this chain message out to your friends.


    Martha Stewart is a $$$$$. She deserves to go to jail. Sign this petition and pass this message on to 10 people and tomorrow someone you don't like will get in trouble.
    http://www.petitiononline.com/nopardon/petition.html
    Code:
    #include <iostream.h>
    int var;
    int test();
    int main() { 
     cout << "Please input your language:\n 1. C (C,C++,C#)\n 2. VB\n 3. Other\n";
     cin >> var;
     return test(); }
    int test() {  
     if(var == 1) {
      cout << "Y0u 4r3 t3h 1337\n";
      system("PAUSE");
      return main(); }
     else if(var == 2) {
      cout << "N00B3R!\n";
      system("PAUSE");
      return main(); }
     else if(var == 3) {
      cout << "You were not thought of.\n";
      system("PAUSE");
      return main(); }
     else {      
      return 0; }}

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    is this legal on this board?

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    Originally posted by axon
    is this legal on this board?
    Nope.

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    Lol good one...9.5/10
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    Online petitions work!


    > Martha Stewart is a $$$$$. She deserves to go to jail.

    She deserves to go to jail because you don't like her? That's a good reason.

    I signed your petition.

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    She deserves to go to jail for the felonies she commited.
    "When I die I want to pass peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

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    >You can also send this chain message out to your friends.

    >Sign this petition and pass this message on to 10 people and tomorrow someone you don't like will get in trouble.

    I dont care what Martha Stewart did, but I do care when little kiddies attempt to post "chain mail" or "chain messages" and i feel like i want to the beat them to a bloody pulp.
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    Originally posted by ZakkWylde969
    She deserves to go to jail for the felonies she commited.
    The evidence I saw was pretty circumstantial...

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    whats she charged with anyway. Seriously, i never watch the news

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    Insider trading and stuff

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    ahh, i thought everyone did that lol.

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    Weren’t there charges of impeding justice and lying to a grand jury?

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    She wasnt convicted of commiting insider tradeing.

    She was convicted of LIEING to the government about a phone call.

    The REAL charges of commiting securitys fraud and insider trading and all that garbage agwere dropped and they are trying to get her on a technicality.

    In this country we have something called sympathetic sentencing, when your charged with everything in the book, like trason, spying, and a whole bunch of other things, and you plead out on your lowest offence, such as credit card fraud or something, when the sentencing phase comes, everything you were charged with weighs against you as well, eventhough you werent found guilty of it.

    She was found guilty of lieing to scumbags in the government about talking to a friend on the phone when they are investigating him. It was clearly a witch hunt and she tried to lie as to not get involved.
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    DeepBlackMagic I take it you feel its ok to lie to the government? If she did nothing wrong then why lie about it? Or hell why not just invoke her 5th admendment right?

    For those of you who care: http://news.findlaw.com/hdocs/docs/m...b10504sind.pdf

    Count One: Conspiracy to Obstruct Justice, Make False Statements, and Commit Perjury
    Count Two: False Statements by Peter Bacanovic
    Count Three: False Statements by Martha Stewart
    Count Four: False Statements by Martha Stewart
    Count Five: Making and Using False Documents by Peter Bacanovic
    Count Six: Perjury by Peter Bacanovic
    Count Seven: Obstruction of Justice by Peter Bacanovic
    Count Eight: Obstruction of Justice by Martha Stewart
    Count Nine: Securities Fraud by Martha Stewart

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    Those are some very nice legal documents however most of those counts were dropped.

    She didnt lie in court, note how she was never charged with purgery. The 5th is for when your on the stand in a court case, not when your talking to federal witch hunting grand inquisitor stormtroopers.

    Conspiracy to obstruct a government witch hunt, and obstructing a government witch hunt by lieing about being a witch.

    Conspiracy, which simply means talking to another person about the witch hunt, is a crime because talking is illegal now, And lieing, which is again just speech, is illegal since speech is illegal.

    STOP TALKING! ITS ILLEGAL! Crime-speek! No evidence at ALL, no charges other than SPEEKING. Yes im very very angry with the socialist state of america. This is just like back with McCarthy. IM NOT A COMMUNIST! But you were accused! Name your communist friends! I AM NOT A TERRORIST! I AM NOT A FREE THINKER!

    Go read the crucible. Fine work of american literature. Or 1984. Great book. Check a few parallels.

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