so like me and my buddy were sitting around a campfire making marshmallows when these four aliens came down from a spaceship and started talking to us. the first alien said "take your pants off so I can probe you and understand how you humans make butt music". I refused but my buddy went ahead and did it because he really enjoys doing thigns ike that so much. ninjas are so awesome, they totally flip out and kill people, especially pirates. then when they are done they take out their guitars and make some nasty power chords, and the pirates mothers die from it too OMFG that is so awesome i want to reproduce im not breain daekjadbc a a jamaica!
