Poem: Suicide Note

**Scourfish** · 12-29-2003

Originally posted by BMJ
This is the same guy who said he was going to kill himself before, only with a new name.

If you prance about telling everyone you're going to kill yourself, you better go through with it, otherwise you just look like a tard.

Remember kids: down the road, not across the street.

**KingZoolerius66** · 12-29-2003

I was never good with poetry ... Does this mean that the subject ties a rope around his neck and jump of the bridge ?

The subject wants to jump off a small bridge, not an intercity bridge. Jumping off a small bridge and hitting the river bank won't really kill you. So instead, he wants to hang himself off the bridge.

**Govtcheez** · 12-29-2003

Originally posted by Scourfish
Remember kids: down the road, not across the street.

**ygfperson** · 12-29-2003

Originally posted by Govtcheez
Now THAT is high quality literature. I'll never understand how you do that, Fitlike.

Well, a picture is worth a thousand words.

anyone thinking about suicide doesn't realize that there are so many options open to them besides suicide. it's amazing how little all that matters in the long run.

**Krak** · 12-29-2003

O snap

**axon** · 12-29-2003

Originally posted by Krak
O snap

do you call this a "valuable contribution" to the forums?

As to the poem, just STOP IT! there was a skit once on mad tv where a psychologist admits patience and his solution to all problems is "just STOP it". I totally agree with that. It seems that people feel too sorry for themselves lately; when something is not going the way they planned it then there is no future for them....I hate people who feel sorry for themselves.

**Krak** · 12-30-2003

Whether or not the poem is serious, no one ever has the right to tell another person that their problems aren't bad, or to "suck it up". And telling someone who's depressed to kill themself is just $$$$ing disgusting. Different people are affected by different things in different ways, and people have different coping capacities. Something can completely devastate one person, and not harm another. Depression sucks.

Give him a break, it's just a poem...even though it was completely stupid. Homophobia and wanting to kill everyone and yourself because you can't get laid is retarded.

**VirtualAce** · 12-30-2003

I thought he was bungee jumping what with tying a rope around his neck and then to the bridge.

Would suck at the bottom of the rope though.

SNAP!!

Guess I'm not good at poetry either. But if you could show me some poetry maybe I would be.

**~~frenchfry164~~** · 12-30-2003

Okay, so you wrote a poem about things you have no clue about. Great work. You are just like the million other fake poets that think they made poetry by splitting their little unimportant thoughts into seperate lines, rather than writing them in paragraph form. There's a lot more to poetry than that my friend. Write about your emotions. Maybe you'll actually write something good.

**Clyde** · 12-30-2003

I hate people who feel sorry for themselves.

..... I recommend therapy.

**Rez** · 12-30-2003

Oh pish posh. Fake or not, poetry is poetry. You people should shut the fvck up

**~~frenchfry164~~** · 12-30-2003

I hate people who feel sorry for themselves.

I hate people who hate people!

**BMJ** · 12-30-2003

Originally posted by frenchfry164
I hate people who hate people!

I hate hippies!

**~~Silvercord~~** · 12-30-2003

so like me and my buddy were sitting around a campfire making marshmallows when these four aliens came down from a spaceship and started talking to us. the first alien said "take your pants off so I can probe you and understand how you humans make butt music". I refused but my buddy went ahead and did it because he really enjoys doing thigns ike that so much. ninjas are so awesome, they totally flip out and kill people, especially pirates. then when they are done they take out their guitars and make some nasty power chords, and the pirates mothers die from it too OMFG that is so awesome i want to reproduce im not breain daekjadbc a a jamaica!