The GD board has been a little too serious lately, what with drugs, homosexuality, sex ed in school, religion, politics, etc, we need a good joke thread to lighten things up a bit. Place your favorite recent jokes here! I'll start:
An elderly couple goes in for their annual checkup at the doctors office and the doctor sees the husband first. After doing all of the tests he sees nothing wrong with the old man and asks if he has any questions.
The old man says "Doc, I've got this problem which I just don't understand and maybe you can help. After the first time I have sex, I'm really hot and sweaty, but after the second time I'm cold to the bone. It doesn't make any sense!"
The doctor thinks about it for a second and promises to get back to the old man after a little bit of research. He then ushers the old man out and brings in the wife for her checkup. After performing all of the tests and seeing that she was perfectly fine he sits down to ask her a question.
He says "Your husband described a very strange problem he was having. He says that after he has sex the first time he is very hot and sweaty but after the second time he's cold to the bone. Do you have any idea why this might be happening?"
The old woman just shakes her said and exclaims "That old coot! Thats because the first time is in July and the second time is in December!"