i just inserted the following comment into my Java project due tomorrow:
* O the learned and the wicked, that are puffed up in the pride of their hearts,
* and all those who preach Java, and all those who practice the ways of Java,
* and pervert the right way of the Computer Scientist. Wo, wo, wo be unto them,
* saith the Lord God Almighty, for they shall be thrust down to hell!
* But behold, if the inhabitants of the earth shall repent of their wickedness and
* abominations, and return to the practice of C++, the Celestial Programming Practice (CPP),
* they shall not be destroyed, saith the Lord of Hosts.