View Poll Results: Who would win in Superman vs. Yoda on Earth (Yoda and superman have a light sabres)?

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  1. 10-18-2003 #1
    Leeman_s
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    Superman vs. Yoda

    Me and my friends were debating superman vs. yoda.

    Yoda has the force.
    Superman has eye beams, super strength, and can fly, and he moves really fast.

    What do you guys think would be the outcome for a fight between them, on EARTH not planet krypton.
  2. 10-18-2003 #2
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    UniverseOf(Superman) != UniverseOf(Yoda)

    Can't really be compared.
    ...but Yoda is way cooler, so I voted for him ^^.
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  3. 10-18-2003 #3
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    Yoda all the way, man. Eye beams are like laser gun blasts, so obviously that's nothing to Yoda. And as we saw in Episode II, Yoda can move really fast and fly, too. As for superstrength, Yoda lifted an entire X-wing with his mind. Furthermore, and perhaps most importantly, the set of "laws" governing the two is very different. There is nothing that says that Superman will always prevail in a battle, but if one uses the Force, they will either prevail or "become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." Darth Vader goes so far as to say that "the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force." I think it's obvious that Yoda would prevail.
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  4. 10-18-2003 #4
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    Batman beat Superman, so I'm gonna go with Yoda.
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    Pfft, since when could batman beat superman?! Batman has to be one of the worst (although cool) superheros of all time. Spiderman would beat batman IMHO, but superman could drill them all. As for superman/yoda... I'd say yoda, he could probably just throw superman around with his mind or something.

    Edit: What about Gandalf/Yoda? That would be a much closer battle.
  6. 10-18-2003 #6
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    Yoda can't dodge things coming at him that go at the speed of light (eye beams), and did you see how long and hard yoda worked at getting the x-wing out of the swamp? superman could lift it up with a hand.

    All you guys say is "yoda can use the force"

    Well, I have specifics. Superman could hover 40 ft. in the air shooting eye beams at the speed of light. Yoda coudln't dodge them forever, super man WINS!
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    Superman's strength and power depends heavily upon the environment he is in. If you remember back to the Superman movies, although his race did have extraordinary powers compared to Earthlings, the environment of Earth greatly helped out his powers.

    His powers are not at the same level when he is not on Earth. His powers change constantly depending on environment.

    Yoda's powers are universal. Yoda would win INCREDIBLY easily.
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  8. 10-18-2003 #8
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    Yoda can't dodge things coming at him that go at the speed of light (eye beams)
    Yoda could use the force to look into the future and dodge the beams before superman used them.
  9. 10-19-2003 #9
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    Definitely Yoda. Especially if he fights like he did in the latest movie. Lean, mean, and green. Short, too but that didn't rhyme.

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    Originally posted by stovellp
    Pfft, since when could batman beat superman?! Batman has to be one of the worst (although cool) superheros of all time.
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    Originally posted by Leeman_s
    Well, I have specifics. Superman could hover 40 ft. in the air shooting eye beams at the speed of light. Yoda coudln't dodge them forever, super man WINS!
    and yoda could take out his lightsaber and reflect every shot back at superman and probably aim them right up his ass...

    or when superman starts flying, yoda could grab him and and crush him with his mind...

    Originally posted by Leeman_s
    did you see how long and hard yoda worked at getting the x-wing out of the swamp? superman could lift it up with a hand.
    except superman has to use a hand... yoda didn't have to do anything but sit there and think about it...

    my oppinion: yoda would rape superman (if you couldn't gather that already)... superman's just a wannabe superhero... If i were yoda, i would put a krypton crystal in my lightsaber and stick it up superman's ass to watch him disintergrate from the inside out... bwahahaha...
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    >probably aim them right up his ass...
    > stick it up superman's ass

    Why don't you just come out and say you're gay for Superman?
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    oh yes... how did i know somebody would bring up that i said it twice... so what... I WANNA SEE SOMETHING IN SUPERMAN'S ASS!!!

    j/k... even tho i know i'll be seeing that in a sig somewhere...
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    Batman has to be one of the worst (although cool) superheros of all time.
    I've always hated batman. The movies are boring and stupid, the show was plain retarded. Superman is stupid too. Spiderman, on the other hand, is plain awesome. But Yoda could take them all.
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    Originally posted by major_small
    oh yes... how did i know somebody would bring up that i said it twice... so what... I WANNA SEE SOMETHING IN SUPERMAN'S ASS!!!

    j/k... even tho i know i'll be seeing that in a sig somewhere...
    sure enuf
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