In brief, I asked out a girl using a C++ program I wrote.
She's in my English class. Class today was held in our college's library to get us acquainted with the databases, blah, blah, blah. I'm bored. The computers we're sitting in front of have compilers. I write up a little program to ask her out to a movie tonight.
I ran the program and told her to take a look at it. She leaned over, read it, and entered y. Tonight, I'm going to see a movie with her. I asked a girl out through a program. I think that means I've reached a new level of nerdiness.
cout << "Hey, wanna go to a movie tonight?" << endl
<< "Enter y for yes or n for no: ";
cin >> ans;
if(ans == 'y')
cout << "Cool." << endl;
cout << "Oh well." << endl;