Thread: Some woman back ended my car today, and back hurts

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    It's full of stars adrianxw's Avatar
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    >>> many women driving with one hand and holding the cell phone

    Just women?

    Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.

    I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.

    As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

    In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

    Damn women drivers ! !
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    hahhaahahaha that's the funniest thing I've heard in weeks.

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    Adrian, you are the king

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    Hehehe... Good one!
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    I have seen many women driving with one hand and holding the cell phone on the other. This should be made a crime and made punishable by law.
    In Germany, it already is. Scariest thing I witnessed was a driver in front of me on the Autobahn. I thought he was talking on the phone, offense itself. After a while behind him in the lane, I realized he was frickin' shaving in the rear view mirror... jeez. It would have been safer to speed and shave at the next restroom.

    She was so Blonde, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

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