That's funny.. I have a funny one too, check this out:

You know that ADIDAS stands for "All Day I Dream About Sports" ... that is, until now.. A.D.I.D.A.S.: "Artificial Digital Individual Designed for Assassination and Sabotage"

And we all know what a pickle is.. But these days.. BEWARE OF PICKLES! P.I.C.K.L.E.: "Positronic Individual Calibrated for Killing and Logical Exploration"

Just ask me if you want more, I got a little program to get them (like the one I got for my signature.. funky isnt it?)