Thread: Excellent news.

Originally posted by ZakkWylde969
This is good news week for me. Also heard chronic masturbation lowers the risk of another type of cancer. I'm going to be cancer free.

I never thought anything could be so amazingly pathetic and disturbing all at one time, nor did i want to be proven wrong.

Well I have been eating pizza while masturbating and thinking about silvercord everyday for the past few years, so I should be pretty healthy right?