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    Originally posted by vasanth
    hmmm what do the mods discuss there ...
    You generally.....

    And polls on our favorite power rangers, recipies for fondue...that kind of stuff....

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    Originally posted by Fordy
    favorite power rangers
    Yeah, everyone knows the Pink Ranger's the hottest.

    > See-what did I tell you.

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    Yeah, everyone knows the Pink Ranger's the hottest.
    isn't the pink ranger a guy? :P

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    Originally posted by gcn_zelda
    isn't the pink ranger a guy? :P
    Shhhhh...

    We were trying not to tell him that!

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    oh yeah...I meant...uh...doesn't the pink ranger...uh...like the sky? :P

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    The green ranger was gay, always blowing on that thing to call his biotch....

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    If I was the administrator, I would use the site as a path through which to take over the world. Then I would give all of my friends small third world countries to play with, or if they are very close friends, small European countries, sized according to their loyalty and contributions to this site. Moderators would be given military forces in addition to fiefs.
    "Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped!" - Prince Humperdinck

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    I would insert a bunch of swears and sex terms into a hidden place on the front page (or through meta terms). I would advertise this place on Comedy Central as 'Home of the Juggies' a la the Man Show.

    Then I would change my name to Ricardo Francias, move to Hawaii, enter a local library, and sue the government for not allowing the anonymous (and non-affiliated) person Richy French to access the non-porn site cprogramming.com from a library computer. In ten years, I would hire Johnny Concraine to argue for me in front of the Supreme Court, and I would receive a ruling that I could have just asked the librarian to remove the filter from the computer in the first place.

    Of course, by then, cprogramming.com, home of the juggies, would be transformed into a legitamite prognography website, filled with users who want to "see programming" as done by sexy naked ladies.





    Or, I'd just hire a moose to take over the job for me. I would do it under the argument that she/he would fill the qualifications better than our current benevolent dictator. Who, now that I think about it, would have been me.

    well, who better to charge after trolls than a barrelling Canadian moose?

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    well, who better to charge after trolls than a barrelling Canadian moose?
    The man has a point.
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    well, who better to charge after trolls than a barrelling Canadian moose?
    How about a Hawaiian kangaroo?

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