Thread: Thread Sandwich: Part IV

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    Thread Sandwich: Part IV

    I've got an interview tomorrow mornining at 9:30AM. Bleh.
    It's sooo far away. It's like 40 miles. That blows. I applied for
    this position on the 7th; sent my resume over email. I had no
    idea that it was so far away. I'd really like if all companies put
    their address in their help-wanted ads.

    On the bright side, it is pretty close to the Trax station, so maybe
    I won't have to drive.

    The job is "Laboratory Assistant." The ad said they'd prefer someone
    with lab experience. I have that, I worked in a "Photo Lab" for
    almost two years. I hope it's an insect lab or something. Oh, jeez,
    what if it's a fertility lab? I really don't want to have to deal with
    semen...

    Then again, if the price is right...

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    Happy Birthday Nintendo!!! July 15th, 1983 is the day that the
    original NES shipped in Japan. I didn't get my NES until I was
    around 5.. 1988.. somewhere around there. Nintendo was the
    greatest. Hmmm, what games did I own? I can't even remember.
    I don't know where they all went.

    Woohoo! Super Mario Bros 3 is coming to GameBoy Advance soon!

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    I will never order Dominos pizza again. Ate it last night and got
    sick... ::mmmm, Dominos pizza:: Okay, I take that back. I will
    order a Dominos pizza, but I won't get hamburger on it. Gross.

    Speaking of pizza, why is the majority of people in my life so
    anti-breadstick? That's all I wanted, just an order of breadsticks.
    But noooo, "Breadsticks are just dough." No, no they're not just
    dough; they're dough, with yummmie spices! I won't let anybody
    push me around like that again... ever!

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    I should go shave. I don't have any shaving cream, though. I
    shaved without it a few days ago: it hurt like a mofo...
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    Staying away from General.

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    Woot! A thread sandwhich! Yummy! It tastes a lot better than the rest of GD (and actually this whole board) right now. Kinda like a breadstick.

    You applied for a job as a lab assistant, but you don't know what the company does? You might want to find that out before 9:30 AM so you don't end up looking stupid.

    Your link is dead.

    Try using hot water instead of shaving cream. Go get some shaving cream. Get an electric razor. Become a rugged looking barbarian with a beard. Grow some balls and stop complaining about how much it hurts (j/k ) Alternatively, cut your balls off so the beard stops growing (j/k again ) Just some suggestions, I'm not being a troll.
    Away.

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    >>I should go shave. I don't have any shaving cream, though. I
    shaved without it a few days ago

    Well you can always use butter like Kramer did in an episode of Seinfeld..


    Good luck on the interview
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    >You applied for a job as a lab assistant, but you don't know
    >what the company does? You might want to find that out
    >before 9:30 AM so you don't end up looking stupid.

    Hmm, turns out they have a website...

    "...is a leading national provider of cancer diagnostics, genomics,
    and related information services."


    ... I don't know. That sounds like there could be diseases or
    something there. What if they make me touch cancer?
    Staying away from General.

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    >>Woohoo! Super Mario Bros 3 is coming to GameBoy Advance soon!

    Really? Cool...I still have my NES and Mario 1, 2, and 3

    Cancer isn't contagious...
    "Think not but that I know these things; or think
    I know them not: not therefore am I short
    Of knowing what I ought."
    -John Milton, Paradise Regained (1671)

    "Work hard and it might happen."
    -XSquared

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    >>Well you can always use butter like Kramer did in an episode of Seinfeld..



    Anyway, cancer labs r

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