I just had to...

[Brian]

Boredom is inevitable when your computer is busy torrenting 1.7 gigabytes of Redhat ISOs, so I decided to pass the time by examining some of the more narcissistic blogs. In this web of a confusing mix of self-love and angst, I discovered the common trend of those little questionairres.

I decided to be against them. They're stupid. But I found one that got my attention.

Goes like this:

Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles: Radiohead

1. Are you male or female? 			Vegetable

2. Describe yourself: 				Nothing Touches Me

3. How do some people feel about you? 		Creep

4. How do you feel about yourself? 		Pearly*

5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: (nice dream)

6. Who would you rather be? 			The Trickster 

7. Where would you rather be? 			Planet Telex

8. Describe what you want to be: 		Optimistic

9. Describe how you live: 			In Limbo

10. Describe how you love: 			I Can't

11. Share a few words of wisdom: 		Big Ideas [don't get any]

[Perspective]

alright, im game....

Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles: sublime

1. Are you male or female? 			ebin

2. Describe yourself: 			dont push

3. How do some people feel about you? 		doin time

4. How do you feel about yourself? 		what i got

5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:         chica me tipo

6. Who would you rather be? 			hope

7. Where would you rather be? 		waiting for my ruca

8. Describe what you want to be: 		Boss DJ

9. Describe how you live: 			santeria

10. Describe how you love: 			5446 thats my number

11. Share a few words of wisdom: 		we're only gonna die for our arrogance

[Cheeze-It]

Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles: Nirvana

1. Are you male or female?  Been A Son. 		

2. Describe yourself: Scentless Apprentice.		

3. How do some people feel about you? 	Downer.

4. How do you feel about yourself? I Hate Myself and I Want to Die.

5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: Very Ape.

6. Who would you rather be? Polly.

7. Where would you rather be? On A Plain.
			
8. Describe what you want to be: Come As You Are.

9. Describe how you live: In His Hands.

10. Describe how you love: Sappy.

11. Share a few words of wisdom: You Know You're Right.

[bookworm]

OK then,here goes nothing-

Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles: AQUA

1. Are you male or female?  Be a man	

2. Describe yourself: Barbie Girl (This sucks)

3. How do some people feel about you? 	Happy Boys and Girls

4. How do you feel about yourself? My Oh My

5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: Lollipop

6. Who would you rather be? Doctor Jones

7. Where would you rather be? In the heat of the Night
			
8. Describe what you want to be: Doctor Jones

9. Describe how you live: Goodmorning Sunshine

10. Describe how you love: My Oh My

11. Share a few words of wisdom: Be a Man

[ygfperson]

Some of these aren't true... (gender for instance)...

Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles: Morphine

1. Are you male or female?  Yes 

2. Describe yourself: A head with wings	

3. How do some people feel about you? 	Have a Lucky Day

4. How do you feel about yourself? All Wrong

5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: Sunday Afternoon Weightlessness

6. Who would you rather be? Claire

7. Where would you rather be? The Other Side
			
8. Describe what you want to be: The Only One

9. Describe how you live: I'm Free Now

10. Describe how you love: Super Sex

11. Share a few words of wisdom: Do not go quietly unto your grave

[iain]

Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles: Queens of the stoneage

1. Are you male or female? No One Knows

2. Describe yourself: Go with the Flow

3. How do some people feel about you?

4. How do you feel about yourself? Tension Head

5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: Another Love Song

6. Who would you rather be? Monster in the parasol

7. Where would you rather be? in the fade

8. Describe what you want to be: Six Shooter

9. Describe how you live: Go With The Flow

10. Describe how you love: into the void

11. Share a few words of wisdom: you think i aint worth a dollar, but i feel like a miilionaire

[XSquared]

Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles: Linkin Park
1. Are you male or female? Forgotten 
2. Describe yourself: Numb
3. How do some people feel about you? Pushing Me Away
4. How do you feel about yourself? Nobody's Listening
5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: Crawling
6. Who would you rather be? Myself
7. Where would you rather be? Somewhere I Belong
8. Describe what you want to be: Part of Me
9. Describe how you live: With You
10. Describe how you love: From the Inside
11. Share a few words of wisdom: In the end, it doesn't even matter

[slaveofthenet]

Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles: Deftones

1. Are you male or female?  Pink Maggit

2. Describe yourself:  Bored

3. How do some people feel about you?  Lucky You

4. How do you feel about yourself?  Elite

5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:  Rx Queen

6. Who would you rather be?  Teenager

7. Where would you rather be?  Back To School

8. Describe what you want to be:  Street Carp

9. Describe how you live:  Knife Party

10. Describe how you love:  Minus Blindfold

11. Share a few words of wisdom:  Be Quiet And Drive

[Moni]

1. Are you male or female? Homo sapiens

2. Describe yourself: Happy to be being in this world

3. How do some people feel about you? Don't understand me

4. How do you feel about yourself? I am that what I don't want to be and I am not that what I want to be........

5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: Beautiful Genius

6. Who would you rather be? Albert Einstein

7. Where would you rather be? Same place but in 3003

8. Describe what you want to be: A true "HUMAN" !

9. Describe how you live: Like a ROBOT

10. Describe how you love: This place is not enough ......

11. Share a few words of wisdom: You are a true "Human" when you don't think that the other one is inferior to you

[Shadow]

Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles: Insane Clown Posse

1. Are you male or female?  I Don't Care

2. Describe yourself:  B1tch I'm Sexy

3. How do some people feel about you?  Mad Professor

4. How do you feel about yourself?  Superballs

5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:  She Ain't Afraid

6. Who would you rather be?  Wizard Of The Hood

7. Where would you rather be?  The Amazing Maze

8. Describe what you want to be:  The Great Milenko

9. Describe how you live:  Lil Somethin' Somethin'

10. Describe how you love:  Cotton Candy

11. Share a few words of wisdom:  Take It