omfg...pure genius. I wish I'd thought of that.travel the world, meet interesting people, kill them
omfg...pure genius. I wish I'd thought of that.travel the world, meet interesting people, kill them
Here's another:
What's worse than a shovenistic pig?
A stupid bithc that won't shut her mouth
and then
How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Want to go ride a bike?
EDIT:
My job is too hard I wish I was a still born.
mmmkkk...
"Even luck comes with a price-tag."
"What are you after - the vague post of the week award?" - Salem
IPv6 Ready.
Travel the world, meet interesting people...kill them.
Trying to fix or change something, only guaruntees and perpetuates its existence.
I don't know about angels, but it is fear that gives men wings.
The problem with wanting something is the fear of losing it, or never having it. The thought makes you weak.
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Here's another one:
Join the Army!
At Age 20 Where Else Could You Have:
Waterskied in Malta
Climbed a mountain in Cyprus
Gone sight-seeing in Ireland
Flown first class around the world
Played football in Germany
Gone sailing in Singapore
...and still had a decent military burial?
>>Flown first class around the world
I don't think that the military transports afew hundred soldiers by first class. If the USA does, then thats kinda rediculous.
"What are you after - the vague post of the week award?" - Salem
IPv6 Ready.
Travel the world, meet interesting people...kill them.
Trying to fix or change something, only guaruntees and perpetuates its existence.
I don't know about angels, but it is fear that gives men wings.
The problem with wanting something is the fear of losing it, or never having it. The thought makes you weak.
E-Mail Xei
Nah... Its a Monty Python thing. Perhaps the British Army does.
The word rap as it applies to music is the result of a peculiar phonological rule which has stripped the word of its initial voiceless velar stop.
It's a cheap knock-off of a simpson's joke. Isn't everything?Originally posted by Silvercord
omfg...pure genius. I wish I'd thought of that.
>travel the world, meet interesting people, kill them
Is that a joke or something?
AProg, he omitted that it is a mock army recruitment slogan.
Away.
blow into this paper bag, go home and stop grinning at everyone.
What paper bag?
Such is life.
the paperbag ur supposed to use incase u get "sick"
