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"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
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Albert EinsteinQuote:
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway.
Elbert Hubbard
You have reached the number you have dialed
No rest for the wicked.
Just a few quotes I have collected. I try to give credit where it is due.
"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit."
Eric Porterfield.
There are three kinds of people in the world. The few who learn by reading, those who learn by observing, and then there are those who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."
-Jeremy S. Anderson
-Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
"What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator."
-Anon.
The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec."
-Marcus Dolengo
"Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked."
-Jeff Pesis
"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window."
-Steve Wozniak
"WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue."
Real programmers are those that can sleep in front of terminals ... with their eyes opened."
-ricS
"Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night."
There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult."
-C.A.R. Hoare
"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
Do you visit mandrakeusers.com?Quote:
Originally posted by windoze victim
"What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator."
-Anon.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who dont.
LOL @ ClownPimp! Thats great!
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object ???
(Answer will be posted later)
Gus
unstoppable immoving of course... duh
If you fail....try again. If you fail again...hide all evidence of trying and blame it on someone else
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