Please respect your direct superior

[Series X4 1.0]

Don't close my threads, OK?

Please, it's not illegal to talk about suicide! I said that I'm not suicidial, I'm just wrting about a thing.

*sigh*

Alright, send advice to my PM instead. And only safe, peaceful, and easy ways to commit suicide, nothing else!

[Govtcheez]

I didn't close it because you were discussing illegal things. I closed it because sooner or later, it was likely to be reported, and then I would get e-mail. REfer to my earlier posts on my feelings about e-mail.

[Series X4 1.0]

Pathetic. You shouldn't let your personal feelings affect your moderation. Please be objective, otherwise you should be replaced. Don't you have any rules or something to follow?

As we all know: Emotions are error-prone, they're worthless - they can not make decisions.

[rick barclay]

>And only safe, peaceful, and easy ways to commit suicide, nothing else!<

I like the method described by Gary Jennings in his novel,
Marco Polo.

In ancient India, when a person committed a capital crime such
as calling the mahaha raja an ape hole, the local authorities
would bring out the suicide machine, and the convicted felon
would have the honor of executing himself. Part of the machine
was placed over the operator's head, and another part attached
to the feet. On the count of three, the executor was required
to stretch length-wise as far as he could, the resulting interaction
between the head and foot pieces working together to slice off
his head. .

I think you would agree, this is a very peaceful and humane way
for one to end his life. Good luck.

rick barclay

[Series X4 1.0]

That wasn't funny. People here are just a bunch of 5 years old.

[Govtcheez]

You don't get it, do you? We generally try to keep this a psuedo-happy type place - asking for instructions on the best way to kill yourself kinda goes against that. I didn't close it because I don't like e-mail - I closed it because it would have been reported sooner or later, and I thought I'd stop the problem before it started.

[Series X4 1.0]

Sure, someone might have reported it. But what if nobody had?

Don't make your own assumptions about people.

[Natase]

Originally posted by Series X4 1.0
That wasn't funny. People here are just a bunch of 5 years old.

Have you ever had an original thought? From there it would be quite easy to create an original argument... rehashing the criticisms against you and blending them with cliche's won't get you anywhere.

[Series X4 1.0]

Being a closed-minded robot like you won't get you anywhere either, the truth is, we are not here to "get anywhere", we are here to die. Of course, that's something you will never see. You'll be blind for your entire life.

[nvoigt]

Closing is a very mild form of moderating, people interested can
still PM or EMail you. Closing is a form of preemtive action when
we feel the discussion that results from answers will lead to
inapropriate posts.

If a User of this boards finds a post offensive s/he reports it to
a moderator who takes action. Govtcheez is a user of this board,
too and has the same rights that normal users have.

Your best bets on finding what you want is probably a google
search, as noone here has successfully tried any method.
There are countless sites that feature what you need.

[Cheeze-It]

>There are countless sites that feature what you need.

Eh, how depressing.

[Thantos]

Ok here is a plan for you. It is 99.99 % sure to work.
1. Get a knife, one used to flay things is a good one.
2. Sharpen it.
3. Cut your own neck and make sure to cut the artries.
4. Shock should set in quickly so you won't feel much.
5. Stop posting these types of topics on a programming board.

[Series X4 1.0]

nvoight
If a User of this boards finds a post offensive s/he reports it to
a moderator who takes action. Govtcheez is a user of this board,
too and has the same rights that normal users have.

He said that he didn't closed it because he personally thought it was wrong. He closed it because he believed other people might think of it as inappropriate. He's not intelligent enough to judge other humans, nor are you.

Your best bets on finding what you want is probably a google search, as noone here has successfully tried any method.
There are countless sites that feature what you need.

I did that a lot before posting here, but could not find anything good enough, please give me an address if you have one. I don't care about your opinions, I'm a psychopath, I do not feel sympathy, I'll do anything to get the info I need.

More suggestions, please.

Thantos, that method is not safe enough. I want something better.

Cut your own neck and make sure to cut the artries.

That could fail - which could lead to brain damages due to lack of oxygen in the brain. The person also has the time to regret what he did, which is not allowed when he's dying. Most people that cut themselves survive, it's not safe.

[adrianxw]

If you need free medical or psychiatric help, I would have thought the first and most obvious place to start would be your own doctor?

[oskilian]

Originally posted by Thantos
Ok here is a plan for you. It is 99.99 % sure to work.
1. Get a knife, one used to flay things is a good one.
2. Sharpen it.
3. Cut your own neck and make sure to cut the artries.
4. Shock should set in quickly so you won't feel much.
5. Stop posting these types of topics on a programming board.

I´m sure that if #4 is successful, you can´t get to #5

Oskilian