Thread: good cop, bad cop

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    good cop, bad cop

    I got pulled over today for driving my atv on the road. The cop asked me some questions and let me go, but in the process he though I was 'pulling' an attitude when I wasn't. I was caught by surprise, I said "why do you think I'm pulling at attitude? i'm honestly not trying to". I dunno what I should've said, but people ........ me off sometimes. I still had my helmet on, maybe he thought I was yelling or something. I dunno.

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    Driving an ATV on the road was stupid.
    You probobly deserved it.
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    Go to the DMV and register your quad for 35 dollars a year. Then go to the local cycle shop, or your insurance company, and get basic insurance (mine is 100 dollars a year). Congratulations, you can now legally ride on any road that is established and/or on a map.

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    lol, yeah, beat the system by using thier rules...why was driving on the road dumb? im just guessing but im sure he wasn't in downtown traffic....driving on the shoulder isnt exactly holding everyone up
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    I would have pointed to the $$$$$$$s shirt and asked what was on it. When he looked down, i'd give him a swift dragon kick to the face.

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    Wow! You can do a dragon kick while sitting!?!
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    God I hate cops. Almost everyone of them are perverted, egotistical, power-hungry bastards. Every now and then you'll get the down-to-earth average Joe type cop.

    But most of them can eat my shorts for all I care...

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    Driving an ATV on the road was stupid.
    You probobly deserved it.
    why is it stupid? The law says you can go 300 yards, so I guess that means you are stupid, sorry pal. Besides the cop said he didn't even care about that, he was more concerned with me going on the snowmobile trails. The reason I was so taken back was that he came across as a nice feller at first.

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    You shoulda been considered armed and dangerous, the officer shoulda proceeded to shoot you until you offered no risk of danger.


    After all, only the most hardened insane criminals dare to drive atv's on the road!!

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    Errrrrr......what's an ATV?

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    ATV = All Terrain Vehicle

    You realy need to get out into the sunshine more...........oh you live in the UK, sorry.

    >>The cop asked me some questions and let me go

    WOW an actual cop.

    Try explaining to a multinova camera why you were doing less than 10Kms/h over the speed limit (of 100kms) and so should not get the $50 fine.

    God forbid you were doing +15Kms/h and <25Kms/h on a holiday weekend and so are up for $150 and half the points on your license.............
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    Originally posted by Hillbillie
    God I hate cops. Almost everyone of them are perverted, egotistical, power-hungry bastards. Every now and then you'll get the down-to-earth average Joe type cop.

    But most of them can eat my shorts for all I care...
    "Every now and then?" Exactly how often do you do something illegal, Hillbillie

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    I pierced my nipple and then went to wal mart to steal earrings to replace the needle in my tit with (I don't know why i stole them, I had ten bucks in my pocket at the time) and then I got caught. I was scheduled to go to a probation officer a month later. It was funny because that day in school I was stressed out about it and people were picking on me and I punched one of them in the face (I don't know if I broke his nose but he sure bled a lot) and then when they were asking me questions (at the probation office) they asked if I'd ever been suspended from school, and I truthfully answered 'no' because they didn't get a chance to suspend me yet because it happened that very same day

    and another time my friends and I were playing paintball in a field, and I guess someone thought we had real guns (we were shouting a lot too) and someone called the cops on us for that. Every single cop I've met was a dickhole. Those aren't the only incidents but the most interesting out of the lot.

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    Originally posted by Silvercord
    blah blah blah..etc
    Originally posted by dbgt goten
    After all, only the most hardened insane criminals dare to drive atv's on the road!!


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    >>my friends and I were playing paintball in a field

    i heard about some people from my school doing this, they went to some farmers feild, apparently they knew the farmer but he didnt know they were playing paintball....so, of course, he calls the cops. when the cops showed up they heard them and thought they were real guns and called for backup. (i guess the guys were running in and out of the woods) when they came out, the cops (by this time 8 squad cars) were all yellin 'freeze! put the guns down, get on the ground' and took the kids into custody and immediately realized that the guns were just paint guns, im pretty sure they were released the same day, they woulda got arrested for trespassing but the farmer didnt press charges so...
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