Time: 6:00
Cause: IE being mean to David
Effect: David decides to download a newer version of Netscape than the one he currently has (v4.0)

David downloads Netscape 7.0.

Time: 8:30

David installs Netscape.

David types in: www.subprofile.org
Netscape goes to: www.netscape.com

David is perplexed.

David types in: www.subprofile.org
Netscape goes to: www.netscape.com

David scratches head....

David types in: www.cprogramming.com/cboard
Netscape goes to: www.netscape.com/news

David is annoyed....

David types in: google
Netscape goes to: www.netscape.com/news

David is angry...

David uses Netscape's google powered search option to bypass the evil empirical authority Netscape's browser is inflicting upon David.

David searches for www.cprogramming.com using google powered search option on Netscape.

David finally reaches Cboard.

David is annoyed.

David is afraid to leave or else Netscape might trap him again and he will never be able to get out.