I haven't actually made/participated in/seen a topic like this since when i used to hang around the Apolyton boards... anyhow, here's how it works:
take all of the letters of someone's name and make a sentence using each letter as the beginning of each word, sequentially. In other words, make an acronym of someone's name......

I'll start:
bill gates:
Bigoted Illinoians (i.e. people from illinois) Live Long Giving Arachnids Terribly Expensive Servers

iain:
I Ate Iridescent Narcotics.

doubleanti:
Doubtfull Omnivorous Underbrush Bouncers Lay Longingly, Elegantly, Narcissistically Tellephoning Igor.

cheezgovt:
Carolina (the state) Has Elven Evergreen Zebras Going Over Ventriliquizing Terrorists.

post your own, crazy acronyms!