Think of govtcheez sitting in the same office, Think of a seriouslyOriginally posted by salvelinus
Think of the smell after a few days...
........ed off boss
Think of govtcheez sitting in the same office, Think of a seriouslyOriginally posted by salvelinus
Think of the smell after a few days...
........ed off boss
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That movie actually exists? I thought it was just an urban legend.Originally posted by salvelinus
It's in the movie Grumpy Old Men.
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That's a new oneOriginally posted by Yawgmoth
That movie actually exists? I thought it was just an urban legend.
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Murder him, and burn all his belongings. That should show that god-damn no good, useless, $$$$-eating, homo-erotic Bobulionicus...
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Murder him, and burn all his belongings. That should show that god-damn no good, useless, $$$$-eating, homo-erotic Bobulionicus...
As for the rest of them, don't you think your pranks are a little unfriendly? I mean, switching speed dial nums, what if in an emergency.... putting sand in his vaseline... fish under the desk... Pranks that require degrading / destroying his property WILL result in either a more sinister / destructive prank on you, OR worse, you'll end up with another enemy in life.
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>>putting sand in his vaseline
i saw that in a perverted flick once....i love that haha...
> Pranks that require degrading / destroying his property WILL result in either a more sinister / destructive prank on you
That's kinda the point. I half created this thread for real ideas, and half for funny ones. It's not like I'm actually going to kill him or anything...
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all right. by a can of regular shaving cream and put it in the freezer so if freezes solid. then get it to the office of what ever frozen, cut of the bottom and leave it in a drawer of something. when it defrosts you will have shaving cream all over
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If you guys use MS Word go to "Tools" then to "AutoCorrect". Add a new one that will replace a common word like "the" with something like "sucks" or "I'm an idiot". Then when he's typing a memo, etc. up every time he types the word "the" it'll be replaced with your new replacement and he won't have a clue why (and if he types without looking at the screen he won't even realize it happenned until he proofreads it (if he does!)).
That one's great - I'm definitely going to use that.
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If the pc has speakers, change the startup wav to "Hello {name}"...put it in some cool 2001 space odyssey style voice or something...that'll freak him out.
Or better yet create a program that comes up on startup with a dialog box thats says:
"Ha Ha Ha, you have caught the Noromami virus! Have a nice day!"
When the user closes the dialog, have it restart the computer (i know that sysinternals has code for that in nt based windows). Note what noromami is backwards
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That won't work. The freezer won't get it cold enough to last long enough, and u don't want it going off on you. In order to do this right you should use dry ice or liquid nitrogen, dry ice works best.Originally posted by jessie23
all right. by a can of regular shaving cream and put it in the freezer so if freezes solid. then get it to the office of what ever frozen, cut of the bottom and leave it in a drawer of something. when it defrosts you will have shaving cream all over
Install Bearshare on his system now that will really get him...
... I uninstalled Bearshare a full 5 mins after I installed it, get it and you'll know why.
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