This is the Week of Josh.
Here are the Chronicles of the Josh.
Day One: The Day of Josh, when the Josh had a ****ing awesome day.
Calculus Final—aced by 9:22; fun and challenging.
Graduation Project—astounded and confouned my panel; overcame the evil librarian.
AP U.S. History—went from an F to a C in about a week, earning myself a B for the semester without doing much.
The Josh decreed that this day forever more be known as the Day of Josh, for on this day, the Josh realized that his life was good and only getting better.
Day Two: The Josh was right; things got even better.
AP English—earned a B for the second marking period which ensures a B in the course; also, did well on the final.
All is well for the Josh. The Josh is pleased