Having decided to while away a lazy afternoon, I've been exercising my HTML automation skills

So here you are, the collective ramblings of the top 10 posters on cprog.com, which counts for about 14% of the total messages on this board.

Who are they?
What do they say?
Where do they say it?

Code:
 1409 C++ Programming
 3079 C Programming
    2 C# Programming
   14 Game Programming
    6 FAQ Board
   20 Windows Programming
  111 DOS Programming
  139 Linux Programming
   56 Tech Board
  103 General Discussions
    1 Contests Board
  119 A Brief History of Cprogramming.com
  5527 total for Salem

  348 C++ Programming
  286 C Programming
   17 C# Programming
   26 Game Programming
    1 FAQ Board
   26 Windows Programming
    6 DOS Programming
   16 Linux Programming
   15 Tech Board
  936 General Discussions
    1 Contests Board
 1835 A Brief History of Cprogramming.com
 3936 total for Govtcheez

  758 C++ Programming
  318 C Programming
   13 C# Programming
   33 Game Programming
    3 FAQ Board
  751 Windows Programming
   11 DOS Programming
    8 Linux Programming
   35 Tech Board
  326 General Discussions
    3 Contests Board
 1132 A Brief History of Cprogramming.com
 3585 total for Fordy

 1315 C++ Programming
 1664 C Programming
    4 C# Programming
   19 Game Programming
    6 FAQ Board
    0 Windows Programming
    1 DOS Programming
    9 Linux Programming
    3 Tech Board
  278 General Discussions
    2 Contests Board
  187 A Brief History of Cprogramming.com
 3517 total for Prelude

  490 C++ Programming
 1737 C Programming
    0 C# Programming
   22 Game Programming
    4 FAQ Board
   37 Windows Programming
   12 DOS Programming
   42 Linux Programming
   63 Tech Board
  531 General Discussions
    8 Contests Board
   78 A Brief History of Cprogramming.com
 3290 total for Hammer

   50 C++ Programming
  151 C Programming
   51 C# Programming
   17 Game Programming
    2 FAQ Board
  286 Windows Programming
    6 DOS Programming
    6 Linux Programming
    1 Tech Board
  383 General Discussions
    4 Contests Board
 1291 A Brief History of Cprogramming.com
 2342 total for -KEN-

  218 C++ Programming
   79 C Programming
    2 C# Programming
   85 Game Programming
    3 FAQ Board
    0 Windows Programming
   56 DOS Programming
    1 Linux Programming
    1 Tech Board
  186 General Discussions
    3 Contests Board
 1486 A Brief History of Cprogramming.com
 2288 total for doubleanti

  147 C++ Programming
 1976 C Programming
   20 C# Programming
    1 Game Programming
   11 FAQ Board
    0 Windows Programming
    0 DOS Programming
    1 Linux Programming
    1 Tech Board
    5 General Discussions
    0 Contests Board
    4 A Brief History of Cprogramming.com
 2196 total for quzah

  338 C++ Programming
   97 C Programming
    0 C# Programming
    1 Game Programming
    4 FAQ Board
  389 Windows Programming
    0 DOS Programming
    1 Linux Programming
    9 Tech Board
  313 General Discussions
    0 Contests Board
  556 A Brief History of Cprogramming.com
 2048 total for adrianxw

  338 C++ Programming
  152 C Programming
    1 C# Programming
    4 Game Programming
    3 FAQ Board
    1 Windows Programming
    3 DOS Programming
   17 Linux Programming
   21 Tech Board
  662 General Discussions
  146 Contests Board
  519 A Brief History of Cprogramming.com
 1964 total for ygfperson
Note: This does not count the messages on the hidden boards, in case you're wondering why the totals do not match those here