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Thread: Who Would Win If US and Canada were both Equal?

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    I thought this thread was pretty retarded when I read the title, but after this gem, "both faught on alien (foreign) terrain, like, lets say, Alaska, hows that? in the middle of nowhere.", you removed all doubts .
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    Does it have to be all out war?

    I mean couldn't we just have a boxing match between Barabara Streisand and Celine Dion? Then the whole world would benefit

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    Originally posted by minesweeper
    Does it have to be all out war?

    I mean couldn't we just have a boxing match between Barabara Streisand and Celine Dion? Then the whole world would benefit
    LOL...

    I think that when you say that they are equal you cann't tell who is going to win, because when you are assuming a situation you should give specefic details, in order to make a judgment...

    But anyways, I think when it comes to was it is the US who is going to win, ofcourse unless Commander, is fighting!
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    Originally posted by MethodMan


    I flipped a coin, Canada would win....
    LOL...


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    Originally posted by SilentStrike
    I thought this thread was pretty retarded when I read the title, but after this gem, "both faught on alien (foreign) terrain, like, lets say, Alaska, hows that? in the middle of nowhere.", you removed all doubts .
    And if Alaska isn't foreign enough for both countries then maybe we can fight it out on other foreign soil.....like.....Hawaii.
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    Originally posted by DarkViper
    GUYS! yor not really taking thi seriously (most are, but some are just complete and utter jackasses, j/k)

    ok, here we go again:

    both faught on alien (foreign) terrain, like, lets say, Alaska, hows that? in the middle of nowhere.

    just because both are equal, dont mean that edges dont count. US armies outnumber canadians, but canadians are tougher (its true, you ever seen a black canadian beat a US black citizen? our candadian one kicked his limy ass! it was so awsome to watch).

    our armies are little but tough. we can withstand cold temperatores due to we are furthur north. so we adapt quicker. US armies...did i mention they outnumber us?


    Ever heard of troops being trained for certain weather and terrain? It's done in all branches of the US military so I doubt you'll have that much of an advantage in this 'what if' situation.


    uhh, basically all the navy seals in the US are from canada. dont forget, we always back USAs ass all the time, with this war on Iraq, well go down with ya well win, and itll all be good, but well be in there too, gaining just a little bit more for Canada, while bush only gains something for hisself. finish off what his father started.


    Yeah, I'm sure every navy seal is from Canada.....

    So Bush only does things for himself? Sure...


    heres a reason to hate George Bush, his winning campaign idea (and he was going to seriously stick to it) was to ban all violent video games (PC and all consoles) from entering the US!!!!
    but shipments would still be able to come to canada.

    That's one of the more ridiculous things I've ever heard, basing his whole campaign over video games....yeah right!


    canada ownz, and i back the canadian flag all the way!
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    > This is like my seven year old son asking me what would happen if cars had eight arms and could drive across water.

    lmao! Well, what would happen?

    I nominate this thread for "dumbest question of 2003". It's a week in and we've already got a front-runner!

    Seriously, what would happen if Canada and the US had the same technology, same army size, same everything? A stalemate, jackass - we'd all have the same things. If you really want, we'd blow up the 3-4 cities that are worth anything and you'd lose.

    > its true, you ever seen a black canadian beat a US black citizen? our candadian one kicked his limy ass! it was so awsome to watch

    Again, are you high? Tell me you're high. Limey? WTF? You sure the guy wasn't British?

    > just like the Canadians won the war of 1812

    Oh, I understand now. "If the Canadians and US has equal armies, technology, strategists, and a time machine to take us 200 years into the past, who would win?"

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    where do you people come from and why must we be dragged through this torture??
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    this is the most ridiculous thread i have seen yet. maybe we should just all go get paintball guns and run aroudn through the woods shooting each other instead of yakking about this canada vs. the usa crap. jeez
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    Agreed, or better yet, deathmatch between everyone who takes this thread seriously .
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    I didn't realise this but apparently Canada was way ahead of the game when it came to building the first stealth plane. My parents know a guy who's dad was one of the engineers working on it. It was called the Avro Arrow and apparently it got put on the shelf cos of some political reason. And there we were thinking they all just drank beer and played hockey

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    that's like asking if Kasporov played himself in chess, who would win?
    Duh, thats easy! Kasparov would win!

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    i cant beleive you all. why are you acting like this. this wan;t mean tto slam any armies or anything. Ride-Or-Dies signature led me to be so friggon offended that the US would attack Canada (at least a US citizen) and we helped them in both world wars. what kind of alliance is that???????

    frig this, im closing, this went EXACTLY to where i didn;t want it to!
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    >>frig this, im closing, this went EXACTLY to where i didn;t want it to!<<

    It's the GD board, did you expect anything else?

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    actually i expected a serious discussion. something out of the funny range. but im staying out of here now.

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