Thread: Me and Mr. Freak

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    >Besides... if his genitals really were hanging loose, then you know he wasn't aroused
    That really would be the least of my worries in such a situation.

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    Originally posted by Prelude
    That really would be the least of my worries in such a situation.
    Right, knowing you, you'd be hung up on the fact that he kept pronouncing "stoustrup" wrong

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    wow, I have a lot of explaining to do, but that's good at least I have something to do now...

    first, I knew it was you poly, sorry, but your pickup line was so lame that I just have to tell everyone about it...hehee. oh and btw, we live really close to each other...just thought that's a weird coincidence...

    to Prelude, can I please have the permission of putting your technique to my "How to deal with Mr. Lame:'The last Resort" book that I'm writing...

    ok, so I guess I was being mean. But I kinda know what a freak looks like when I see one, he doesn't seem like a person who has good intentions, 'coz if it seems to me like he does, then I would've flirted back . girls just know that, imo. He looks like your typical jockey, jersey shirt saying "hey, i'm a football player" Anyways, yeah, he said he's gonna take C right, but he picked up a book about JavaScript. And who in his right mind would literally stare at a person up close? like seriously? right in front of my face?!?! while I'm reading!!!!!!!!

    >>>Dolby, I fail to see what that guy did that was so wrong. What Prelude mentioned was obviously stupid, but the guy you described just seemed like a nice guy trying to hit on you. If you weren't interested, I don't see why you just didn't tell him that.

    because the thing is, I don't even know what his intentions are, if I say, "please leave me alone" I don't want to sound too mean, in my criteria, that's being mean... if I say "please stop hitting on me" then he might say "I'm not hitting on you...blah blah, who do you think you are b****?" and I don't want that to happen...so yeah...

    And I don't think he's interested to get in my pants either Poly, 'coz I'm not hot, i'm short, thin, pale, flat or to put it more subtle 'horizontally challenged', has assymetrical face, weird looking nose and mouth etc...basically i look like a monster...heheh..so, yeah...

    >>>>Dam, I wish I was a female programmer. Then I'd have a better chance of getting laid

    poly, you know doctors can always do something about that

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    this is possibly one of the most disturbing threads i have ever read here....

    (think pg13 :P)

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    sorry it wasn't my intention to start a "distrubing" thread, i really just want to share my day...

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    >this is possibly one of the most disturbing threads i have ever read here....
    You must not pay much attention to the GD board then.

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    Originally posted by Dolby
    sorry it wasn't my intention to start a "distrubing" thread, i really just want to share my day...
    nah its good, keeps me on the lookout for such people lol.

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    Originally posted by Dolby
    And I don't think he's interested to get in my pants either Poly, 'coz I'm not hot, i'm short, thin, pale, flat or to put it more subtle 'horizontally challenged', ... weird looking nose ...
    Well that's me right there

    ... especially the "flat" comment. You and I must be exactly the same person!

    EDIT: Minus that whole "penis" thing

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    So I guess we're soulmates, huh Poly....hahaha

    One thing though, i think i'm about 3 inches taller than you...hahah. don't worry you'll still grow...

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    Yeah, yeah, yuck it up

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    Originally posted by Dolby
    >>>Dolby, I fail to see what that guy did that was so wrong. What Prelude mentioned was obviously stupid, but the guy you described just seemed like a nice guy trying to hit on you. If you weren't interested, I don't see why you just didn't tell him that.

    because the thing is, I don't even know what his intentions are, if I say, "please leave me alone" I don't want to sound too mean, in my criteria, that's being mean... if I say "please stop hitting on me" then he might say "I'm not hitting on you...blah blah, who do you think you are b****?" and I don't want that to happen...so yeah...
    I've heard this from a lot of girls. They think it's mean to tell a guy that they don't like him. They don't realize that stringing a guy along and giving him false hope is much meaner. It may be difficult, but you just have to tell guys the truth. "please leave me alone" sounds like a pretty good (in other words, direct) way of saying it. If you desire a more indirect method, you could say "I have a boyfriend." However you say it, you should be direct—blunt, really. That's the only way guys will understand.
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    Either that or just tell him you're gay...

    ... then again, that might just make him bug you even more

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    >That's the only way guys will understand.
    I've noticed that, you guys don't take subtlety very well. If someone wants to talk to me at work and I say "Not right now" he doesn't take the hint until I tell him to get the hell out of my office.

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    Originally posted by Prelude
    >That's the only way guys will understand.
    I've noticed that, you guys don't take subtlety very well. If someone wants to talk to me at work and I say "Not right now" he doesn't take the hint until I tell him to get the hell out of my office.

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    so a) hes amoron or b) your hotter than your letting on

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    EWW THIS FAT CHICK HAS A CRUSH ON ME OMG OMG

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