Thread: Dammit a fat chick has a crush on me!

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    You have an intreging live

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    It sounds like a severe lack of maturity more than anything, but be careful - we actually have a very high youth suicide rate in Australia. The problem with people who use these threats to get attention is that it can cause you to miss those who genuinely want to top themselves.

    So if you think they are genuinely having problems - give them the number for a suicide hotline. Otherwise tell them to grow a brain and stop bothering you. Simple

    (Of course unless your a trained psychologist it is probably best just to give them the number of the hotline).

    But it is pathetic really - most people don't realise just how lucky we are in Australia...
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    This is something about some chicks that is really annoying. Heaps of the chicks I know are always out to get attention becuase they have no boyfriend or they are bored or whatever. A couple of times this chick rang me up going "You know Chris, I think I want to kill myself...my parents bla bla bla" this is where I stop listening. And im like "Susuan, thats just really ****ed up right there. Im gonna go now." It may sound mean but alot of chicks always do crap like this to get attention and it gets on my/others nerves often.
    LOL!! Sorry, that just so funny and ironic considering how often you do the exact same thing on these boards!

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    Chicks are always all over me. It's probably my slim body, massive intellect, well-developed sense of humor, 1337 Pr0gR4mM1nG Sk1|_Lz, musical talent... short height, lack of social skills, geeky voice, anorexic physique, superiority complex... DEAR GOD WHY WILL NO ONE HAVE SEX WITH ME

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    lmfao, that reminds me of a story i found on neworder.box.sk in the forums:

    I just got back from a party at a friends house where the strangest thing happened. As you probably know, all the old-school NESs around have really worn-out contacts for the games and getting a Nintendo game to work is often quite a chalange. Anyway, a few guys were playing Nintendo, and I got to talking to this fairly good-looking girl. Some how the idea arose that we should play some Mario, so we went over and popped in the game and it didn't work. Made a few attempts, but were dissapointed. Now, here's where the plot thinkens. The girl told me she would have sex with me if I could get the game to work (after we were done playing). From the way things were going, I think she was serious.
    Now, OK, maybe this is not the greatest story in the world, but step back and think of the implications here. This is every nerds dream come true. Sex for skill at old video games. Am I right?
    Yes, we were both drunk (still am a bit), yes, I did get her number and we're supposed to go out later anyway, and no, I did not get the game to work dispite extended effort, but damnit, it's the _principle_ that it might have happened. Just wanted to bolster the confidence of anyone who, in a moment of weakness ever doubted it, VIDEO GAMES CAN GET YOU LAID.

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    i do not like where this is going
    missles on metriods

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    Originally posted by face_master
    No dont close it there's new developments in this saga. And im 15, not 13

    Yeah I'm going to go rent the movie Heathers...NOT!!
    holy **** dude just tell her shes fat( call her a cow).
    missles on metriods

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    Originally posted by Ride -or- Die
    lmfao, that reminds me of a story i found on neworder.box.sk in the forums:
    You post more of those story's here?

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    Watch the language on this thread please.
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    I'm actually suprised it's still alive, what a worthless thread
    about a FAT problem that's solved with 2 words......

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    Originally posted by kermi3
    Watch the language on this thread please.

    privet malqic
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    face master: drink more alcohol, I guarantee that after a few hours you won't even mind she's fat!! Works for me all the time, hell I didn't even know what sex some of the people I've had sex with were until I woke up and threw up on them. Heck I didn't even know what species some of the things i've had sex with were until I woke up and threw up on them.

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    shads advice is the worst. Ever hear of coyote ugly? its true, i've woken up next to things that would make you cry, and those are stories your buddies just LOVE to bring up around your hott new g/f....

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    Originally posted by Ride -or- Die
    shads advice is the worst. Ever hear of coyote ugly? its true, i've woken up next to things that would make you cry, and those are stories your buddies just LOVE to bring up around your hott new g/f....
    looks like you've had a few of those experiences!!
    oh i'm sorry! i didn;t realize my fist was rushing to meet ur face!

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    none of which i care to admit taking part in mind you. Lets just say its pretty bad when you wake up the next morning and go fishing with a friend, and u purposely get fish smell on your hand to make it smell BETTER....

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