Dammit a fat chick has a crush on me!
Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
What am I gonna do? Im going to the movies tonight with friends and she's gonna be there! Its the Ring so she'll use it as a chance to cuddle up to me and stuff. Help me! Quick someone break my legs so I dont have to go! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
