And the award goes to...

Missy Misdemeanor Elliott with "Work It"

take a look at a bit of her poetic insight:

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See my hips and my tips don't cha
See my .......... and my lips don't cha
Lost a few pounds in my waist for ya
That the kinda beat that go ra ta ta
Ra ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
Sex me so good I say blah blah blah
Work it, I need a glass of wata
Boy oh boy its good to know ya
and this:

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If you're a fly gal, get your nails done
Get a pedicure, get your hair did
Boy lift it up, lets make a toasta
Lets get drunk, its gon bring us closa
Don't I look like a Halle Berry posta?
See ma Belvedere playin tricks on ya
or how about this:

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I love your braids and your mouth full of floss
Love the way my .......... go ba-bump bump bump
Keep your eyes on my ba-bump bump bump
And think you can handle this ba-dunkey dunk dunk
Take my thong off and my .......... go boom
Cut the lights on so you see what I can do
i needed to rant. everytime i hear this song it makes me seriously violent.

and for the people who like this song, i apologize. i apologize for your lack of any ability to discern talent whatsoever.

its sad that people pay money for this 'art'...