Thread: Worst. Lyrics. Ever.

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    Originally posted by adamviper
    the only bads music out there is RAP or as ii call it CRAP.
    With that said, I urge you to read the lyrics and listen to the flow of "The Notorious BIG".

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    >I unfortunatly, have to hear this "song" at least 5 times a day; SOMEONE's got it playing somewhere at all times... *shudder*, it's so stupid!

    Worst.... song.... ever!

    Downloaded it. But it will only play backwards. How do I get it to play forward?

    Oh hang on, it's meant to sound like that.

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    Worst lyrics ever surely goes to No Limits by 2 Unlimited


    No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limits
    Terrible chorus!!

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    Y'all are going on about Missy's one irritating track. I actually like it. Many artists have wack songs, but they aren't known for those ones, instead, they are known for the ones that are good.

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    Best Lyrics Ever

    The stars that shine
    and the stars that shrink
    in the face of stagnation
    the water runs
    before your eyes

    and...

    a jamboree of surprises
    playing russian roulette or the lucky dip
    a clenched fist to your heart

    and...

    a baby piano cries
    under your heavy index finger & thumb
    pull some strings
    let them sing

    Before your eyes
    is a glittering prize

    Here


    Here's some more lyrics. Kind of reminds me of Big Brother:

    Sit back and enjoy
    the real macoy
    our new age of authority
    our sentinal
    of misery

    His was face was full of intent
    and we shook with excitement
    the victim stared up and looked strangely at the screen
    as her pain was our fault
    but that's entertainment
    what we crave for inside
    no more second rate movies
    form those people outside

    A prevention of crime
    or a passing of time

    Here
    Last edited by Davros; 12-19-2002 at 01:52 PM.

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    hmmm..... the best lyrics, give it up to --> Kate Bush

    The older ppl will know who she is.

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    Have to admit Kate Bush was good.
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    What? You don't like rap? I LOVE rap, rap is the BEST stuff in the world! I think it's an artform, in fact I'm doing my own rap right now, here it goes:

    Code:
    drugs **** ya sex g homie
    homie g sex ya **** drugs
    drugs drugs bootay bootay
    sex!
    yo ****a! sex drugs money!
    money bootay drugs sex!
    ass cap busta **** drugs money sex!
    !xes yenom sgurd kcuf atsub pac ssa
    *bows*

    Now everyone pay me lots of money so when I'm rich i'll rap about being too poor

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    I wish i could pull an eminem and get rich by telling everyone to go **** themselves.

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    >>telling everyone to go **** themselves

    yea... i do that all the time, and people actually seem to like me less, believe it or not...
    If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

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    I quite enjoyed that!

    I see what you mean about it being an art form. I especially liked your holistic approach to the socio-demographic relationships between modern youth culture and the more basic freudian traits.
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    > I wish i could pull an eminem and get rich by telling everyone to go **** themselves.
    In the words of my favorite and only "band" I like, ICP, "Eminem ain't nuttin but a unreasonable woman".

    His song, without me? Wow, a controversy super-hero. Exactly what he is. He's in it for the dough down to his core and admits it. He battles ICP alot, well, sometimes, and from what I hear,, he's growin a "softer" image..just like ICP has been doing for the past 4 years or so. He has a habbit of copying them. ICP can release touching songs that dip into their 10+ year music archive to touch the fans..eminem, what's he got that'll pull on your heart strings? A joke on a 2 year old cd? PFT. ICP Does dirtty, icp does killing, but they do it in horror story form. Spooky scary stories..and they tie all their cds together by mentioning cd characters, imaginary horror rides, etc. Hence, "The Dark Carnival". It's all tied together..a new cd isn't a new gimmick from an old dog. A new cd IS a new dog.

    Eminem, the ultimate panty waste!
    The world is waiting. I must leave you now.

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    I see what you mean about it being an art form. I especially liked your holistic approach to the socio-demographic relationships between modern youth culture and the more basic freudian traits.
    WHAT? ARE YOU CALLING HIM A SLUT?

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    Urgh?
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    Shadow(123456) - I was replying to your post. But by the time I hit the submit button, several people had got posts in before me. I'm not calling anybody anything.

    >two shads, my head hurts.

    Jeez. Edited.
    Last edited by Davros; 12-19-2002 at 03:17 PM.
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