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    gods gift to programming

    XML

    I'm in love with it. Its wonderful. And if you don't know how to use it in conjunction with your website/apps/web apps, then you stink! Anyone else doing work with XML???
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    Extensive Markup Language? That's about all I know about it. What are the benefits to it? What are the capabilities of XML? Is it anything like XHTML?

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    I will inform xmlgod.
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    > I will inform xmlgod.
    What??? I'm confused

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    >What??? I'm confused

    xmlgod is the head god of xml. He will inform the lesser gods, xmlgods.

    BTW I am the only god that come's here.
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    I thought this whole site didn't want to get into the religious thing. But, if you do, then I have to beg to differ. There is only one God and he is the Lord of all creation. He promises eternal life for those that follow his way. And those that don't, will suffer eternal pain.

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    i don't want to cause a stir... but i would like to ask... i will repeal if you think i'm playing the devils advocate just to be a jerk...

    but why?
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    > thought this whole site didn't want to get into the religious thing. But, if you do, then I have to beg to differ. There is only one God and he is the Lord of all creation. He promises eternal <
    You take things to seriosly. I based it off my name. Let me show you.

    Gamegod's Hiarcly

    Gamegod - the suprme game god. Gives information to all other game gods. He is sometimes also refered to as gamegod1 but very rearly.

    Gamegodx. - lesser game gods, each controling a perlicluer solor system. I control this one. the x stands for number that he or she has been assined. they start at 2. Gamegodx is shortend though from Game God lesser x.

    I don't belive in this stuff.
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    > but why?

    No, it is my pleasure to tell you my beliefs as a Christian. My faith is strong. As a Christian, I am a monotheist. My God, the God, gives me hope and faith. Hope that I will reach a happy eternal life if I follow the Commandments and his teachings. And faith to keep going on. I have but one aspiration in my life. And that is go to heaven.

    I was brought up as a Christian and I believe myself to be an active Christian. God, through Jesus, told our ancestors that we will find eternal happiness if we follow his rules, or the 10 Commandments. He preaches that, though it is hard at times, the reward is far greater than we can imagine. Evil, He says, is much easier to go with but it will bring death to your soul. It will cause eternal pain and suffering. We must serve. That is what we were put here on this earth to do. Serve so that we can have eternal happiness with God, Jesus, and Mary.

    I don't think people fully understand what eternal really means. FOREVER. PERMANENT. Can you even think of eternal pain and suffering? But, if you go through the oppression and remain a faithful servant of God you will have eternal life with him and happiness. Just really think about the word eternal.

    Good will triumph in the end. There is no doubt about that.

    Jesus is the way, the truth, and the light. Follow and serve.

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    > You take things to seriosly.
    Oh...sorry. I thought that you were joking, but I thought it was my duty as a devout Christian to say that. Sorry 'bout that.

    But to all you that read this, please heed what I said before. Eternity is long. Really long. Let it be happy with God.

    If you have a Bible, then read Revelations (also known as Apacolypse). I'm sure you'll have a change of heart when you read this. Really powerful.

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    >If you have a Bible, then read Revelations (also known as Apacolypse). I'm sure you'll have a change of heart when you read this. Really powerful.<

    Sitting right next to Programming Windows 5th edition. I read reavelations, nummers times, the only part I have read outside of church.

    Read and respond to x-mas thread.
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    Hehehe....this is too funny.

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    >FOREVER. PERMANENT.

    hmm... probably like actually having an actual infinite loop... can't ctrl-c out of this one... hmm...
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    There is only one place in the world were a discussion about XML turns into a discussion about God. And that place is here.

    >We must serve. That is what we were put here on this earth to do. Serve so that we can have eternal happiness with God, Jesus, and Mary. <

    Hmm.... so God, who is above all else, needs servents? He put us here for the pure purposes of 'serving' him?

    Why did God put us here in the first place, so that we could be good and spend all enternity living with him? Why not just skip the whole life part, and go straight to him.
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    I can't stand these stupid threads.
    Ramble on...

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