>>Thats real nice, Ken, but we dont want to hear about your FUFME exploits. ... Ooh, I'm on fire tonight.
I said "hit up", not "knock up".
Anyways, off to write my christmas list! ::scribbles "FUFME" in large letters::
>>Thats real nice, Ken, but we dont want to hear about your FUFME exploits. ... Ooh, I'm on fire tonight.
I said "hit up", not "knock up".
Anyways, off to write my christmas list! ::scribbles "FUFME" in large letters::
Even better - we just convinced a guy my friend was trashed. He's totally convinced.(I'm VirusXC, pr is my roommate pretending to be drunk, and the s88 is the poor sap - their names changed to protect the innocent)
This is my end:S88: has pat been drinkin?
VirusXC: yeah, he's trashed
S88: seriously?
VirusXC: oh yeah
S88: why
S88: it's sunday
VirusXC: because this place sucks
S88: seriously?
S88: that's great:-$
S88: !!
VirusXC: Plus, he's still trying to get over the fact you won't sleep with him
S88: well
S88: with this new technology he's talking about the FUFME I sent him a link about
S88: he can put his asshoole
S88: to the computer
S88: and I can ram my foot up his ass
S88: that count?
S88: it's crazy what they're coming out with these days
VirusXC: no kidding
S88: dang
S88: 3 words spelled wrong
S88: in a 7 word statement
S88: what's considered drunk?
S88: can I give him an AIM DUI?
S88: lmao
VirusXC: he says 9
S88: haha
VirusXC: but I think he's lying
S88: lol
S88: haha
S88: or a TUI
S88: typing under the influence
S88: lol
S88: tell pat to sit in the corner
S88: and think about what he's done
S88: while I call his mother
VirusXC: oh ****, he just went in the bathroom to puke
S88: damn
S88: u guys chargin tickets for this show?
S88: pat...on a sunday...
S88: wow
VirusXC: I'll put a video on the web
S88: haha
S88: nooooooooo
S88: not a good idea
VirusXC: he just passed out on his keyboard
S88: that would explain this
VirusXC: what?
S88: pr: jhv
pr: fdah
pr: sadfga
S88: lmao
S88: he wake up yet?
VirusXC: no
VirusXC: he's on the floor
VirusXC: I'm gonna go roll him on his side
S88: yea
Now for my roommate's side:Sico88: pat
S88: ur stutterin
S88: if that's humanly possible
S88: on the computer
pr: yup
S88: Bud light?
S88: or bud ice?
pr: no thanx I'm full
S88: of what?
S88: other than poo
pr: ****
S88: can u walk a straight line?
pr: I'm not drinking Sisco..
S88: Cisco
pr: Sorry...I always say Sisco..'cause if I type it the other way..I think of Crisco...
S88: ha
S88: just don't put the R
S88: u bee all good
S88: so
S88: what's the drink of the night?
S88: what's on tap big guy?
pr: I don't know waht ur talkingas aboult
S88: well
S88: 3 words spelled wrong
S88: in one sentence
S88: not bad
pr: I doin'g know
pr: wgat you're talking
S88: although, it has only 7 words
pr: aboot
S88: hmm
pr: 15 beets
pr: down....9 mo to go
S88: hmm
S88: Pat
S88: if there was a way
S88: i could ticket you a
S88: AIM
S88: DUI
S88: i would right now
S88: lol
S88: only
pr: what the **** aret you tlaking about..
S88: it'd be
S88: TUI
pr: stop
pr: typing
pr: one
pr: word
pr: at
pr: a
pr: time
S88: typin under the influence
pr: well i'm guilty youre honor.
S88: thought so
S88: well
S88: go to ur room
S88: and sit in the corner
pr: i'm in my room
S88: think about what u did
pr: Shut up man...
pr: Sees how much you know..you don't even have my mom's name..
S88: i have ur house #
S88: hi
pr: HA no one's there.
S88: is Pat's mom there
S88: wouldn't take much
pr: I'm not feeling the greatest.
S88: ah
S88: i figured that
pr: jhv
pr: fdah
pr: sadfga
S88: well pat buddy, hope ur alright by tomorrow mornin
S88: night night
-Govtcheez
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>Neither do I
OK, so I lied
/me is sitting in the dark in his room with a bottle of vodka.
-Govtcheez
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