Is it true that programmers never get laid?

**Shadow** · 11-13-2002

> Talkin' bout the old cin/cout, eh? Lotsa fun, 'less you have to use the debugger...
hahahahaha...heh heh heh..heh, funny.

debugger...ewwwww

**-KEN-** · 11-13-2002

Not true at all...I don't think that anyone gives a hoot what you do for a living so much as your personality and your overall physical attractiveness. I've never been judged because of being good with computers. I don't think anyone even cares....

I'm just a cool kid, what can I say?

It's not like I let computers rule my life...they're just fn to mess with and I'm good with them

**minesweeper** · 11-13-2002

This means Prelude will never get laid because no one even comes close in terms of intelligence.

Mate, just ask her for her number!!

**Cshot** · 11-13-2002

Originally posted by nvoigt
Awrh, nvoigt, your code made me so hot... and this for loop with the if-clause oooooh yeah, I want more...

LMFAO! This should be your new sig

**DarkViper** · 11-13-2002

LOL!!!!

anywho getting laid is the best, and it does depend who you are. lots of programmers dont care. they look up porn on the net and masterbate. but me being a programmer, naw! i do that sometimes but only every once in a blue moon. i have a girlfriend who can do that for me

**minesweeper** · 11-13-2002

i have a girlfriend who can do that for me

What? Look up porn and masterbate?! j/k

**Shadow** · 11-13-2002

> What? Look up porn and masterbate?! j/k
I was with a girl that did that and wanted to.
Freaking nympho!

I swore sex was her oxygen, I left, I couldn't take it.
She was too cold.

**-KEN-** · 11-13-2002

Ewww...can we close this thread? I really don't need to have the thoughts of horny 12 year olds who are masturbating to a thread on a programming board because they're too scared to talk to a girl broadcasted to me.

Ewwww....I need one of those eye wash stations by my computer.

Shadow12345 · 11-13-2002

What are you talking about? You make it sound as if someone was just talking about them humping a chair or something geez calm down.

**-KEN-** · 11-13-2002

Originally posted by Shadow12345
What are you talking about? You make it sound as if someone was just talking about them humping a chair or something geez calm down.

At least you deleted your post. Ew.

**golfinguy4** · 11-13-2002

Originally posted by nvoigt
On the other hand, i never had a woman dig my big grey computing machine so much she wanted to get it on immediatly. Awrh, nvoigt, your code made me so hot... and this for loop with the if-clause oooooh yeah, I want more... doesn't seem to happen. What a pity

Am I the only one that started laughing uncontrollably when reading this? THat was very good nvoigt.

**zahid** · 11-13-2002

I guess, this is a joke. Poll has actually one option.

Okay... I don't think, the statement is true. Sex is part of life (all species). Is there anyone who have no has experience (But have the ability).

So, definetly I don't agree. But yes quantity may differ.

**Cheeze-It** · 11-14-2002

Sex is bad. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for even
thinking about it.

**4point5** · 11-14-2002

For all you programmers who want to get laid and can't, click here for some help. It helped me out, but don't take waht they say 100% serious...

It's not porn either, im not THAT lame...

<edit>Hey, who edited my post? There's nothing bad there!</edit>