Thread: Do you like cheese, no I mean it, cheese, the yellow stuff! do you like it? speak up!

'cmon Rod!! You can fight back!! Show him a thing or two!

haha as if you actually responded to this post, I'm touched

haha as if you actually responded to this post, I'm touched

??? to whom are you referring?

every single entity that posted under this thread (other than myself)

I think i may have contained him, i attached him to the wall with a old outdated can of spray cheese i found in my closet!

Do u really think thats gonna hold him? Hello?!?! It's kermi were dealing with here!!

Quick, run to the store and get some good cheddar or gouda, maybe that'l satisfy him

How bout a gag and some hand cuffs, maybe a some canned-cheese(not sure what its called)

...canned-cheese...

Anything but that!!! That won't hold him. He's to strong!!!

Has to be seduced with real good cheese!!!

Has to be seduced with real good cheese!!!

I'm not sure if i wanna seduce him o.o

I'm not sure if i wanna seduce him o.o

Got a point there.
Lets see if he has some animal behaviour in him. Throw the cheese outside your house, if he chases after it, slam the door behind him and rapidly fortify your house

Ok i got the products!

A new discovery, i threw the cheese but hes not buying it, he seems to be attracted to my father and more interested in him then anything else....

...attracted to my father...

Oh no. First Ken's mom and now your Dad!!

Its scary, he seems to be silently flirting with the cat....

Run, Rod, RUN!!!

I tried, but hes somehow brainwashed my goldfish who won't let me escape.....

I wonder if my g/f knows where i am, she could help me, she has fish food!