Thread: Programming humour

u think pascal is boring!!!!!!!!! learn turing!!! then you'll know that boring is!! and like you, i rely on human sources and their stupidity to keep me company through the class. There are many jokers in the class, who tend to amuse me (and many others) with their incredibly low geograpical knowledge by making very inaccurate and\or stupid comments on other's origin, the others do the same an dit creats a long chain of interesting comments until someone ends up in the office, then, soddenly it all stops!!

PHP Code:

#include <iostream>
using std::cout;
using std::cin;

int main()
{
   int total;
   cout << "Enter total minutes";
   cin >> total;
   cout << "Bill is: " << float(total * .21);
   return 0;
} 


Add functions to read a/o sum minutes if necessary.

Originally posted by salvelinus

PHP Code:

#include <iostream>
using std::cout;
using std::cin;

int main()
{
   int total;
   cout << "Enter total minutes";
   cin >> total;
   cout << "Bill is: " << float(total * .21);
   return 0;
} 


Add functions to read a/o sum minutes if necessary.

::whipsering:: See that thing flying straight over your head? It's called a joke...

void main ()
{
char *input;
int minutes;
int money;
begin:
printf ("Enter total minutes\n");
fflush (stdin);
gets (input);
minutes = atoi (input);
money = minutes * .21;
printf ("Total cost is %f\n", money);
goto begin;
}

Originally posted by -KEN-
::whipsering:: See that thing flying straight over your head? It's called a joke...

[grumble]Well, it wasn't very funny...Where's the smiley?[/grumble]

>>we had this incredibly hard test!

I should think that'd be clue enough for most people