Thread: I want to be a dictator...

  1. 10-20-2002 #1
    vasanth
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    I want to be a dictator...

    What would you do if you all had a chance to be a dictator of your country...


    I would first opress the people here and put some sense into their heads and every week i would arange for a firig squad to eliminate all the corrupt public servants... Then may be after 10 year give people democracy... and make sure i always have the right to overrule the elected government... And ofcource introduce the fire and hire policy for industries...(Industries here cannot fire an employee.. they have to compensate him.. even if he has theived a 3rd parthy has to investigate and then say after 1 year can be fired... and if the employees go on a strike then the industry cannot recruit new employees... so first i shall bring all the labour union leaders under the gun..)....
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    I would institute "Topless Tuesday" for specific females.
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    >so first i shall bring all the labour union leaders under the gun

    Jesus! Remind me not to vote for you!
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    So dictators get voted to power
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    Govtcheez, if you say you'll go by your word then I think I might know of a way for you to become a dictator...
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    And may be for a few year till the people know their responsibility and know how to work in order in a democracy setup i would introduce communism...(just for 10 year till people get to know the real worth of democrqcy..) people here dont appreciate democracy and dont use it properly.. For example if a government comes up with a scheme say to build an expressway between two cities immediately the opposition government will strike..... Only the firing squad will teach them all a leason..
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    You would bankrupt your country spending all that cash on ammunition for your 'firing' squad. Besides, you would probably be assasinated in your first week.

    Theres a thought.
    Such is life.
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    I would follow this credo:

    "I must empty of self for the good of the nation"
    "I must forget about concepts and rule by intuition"
    "I must give up all habits and comfort, and live upright"

    ...then again, topless tuesday doesn't sound too bad either.
    Code:
    #include <cmath>
#include <complex>
bool euler_flip(bool value)
{
    return std::pow
    (
        std::complex<float>(std::exp(1.0)), 
        std::complex<float>(0, 1) 
        * std::complex<float>(std::atan(1.0)
        *(1 << (value + 2)))
    ).real() < 0;
}
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    you had me right until the statue of govtcheez...
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    That's sure to keep the huddled masses away...
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    ...I'm afraid to read the tablet

    Kens country doesn't sound too bad (...it sounds like he's shooting for world domination...).

    Vasanth sounds like the typical/classical dictator though, you gotta give him credit for that.

    But Govcheez would be the most popular by far, and would probably be cloned by officials to ensure that the nation forever stands strong...and topless.
    Code:
    #include <cmath>
#include <complex>
bool euler_flip(bool value)
{
    return std::pow
    (
        std::complex<float>(std::exp(1.0)), 
        std::complex<float>(0, 1) 
        * std::complex<float>(std::atan(1.0)
        *(1 << (value + 2)))
    ).real() < 0;
}
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    i'd give -ken- more lesbians!
  14. 10-20-2002 #14
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    Originally posted by Govtcheez
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    Oh dear god!
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    In Govtcheez we trust!
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