It's true. They beach themselves... They're sad.
I hate whales; have always been afraid of them. There have
been reports of whales swallowing humans whole. Some
hippie I used to work with actually defended the whales. He
said some garbage along the lines of "the people were invading
their space, and bothering them during feeding time."
If I'm ever swallowed by a whale, I don't want some PETA nut
protesting the people who are killing the whale in order to get
me out... Promise me that'll never happen. Promise me!