Yes, but water can be purified, i.e. distilled. Money on the other hand is a piece of paper/cloth which is passed around the country over and over again only occasionally being cleaned by the obsessive.Originally posted by Fountain
All the drinking water you have ever drunk has been urinated by a few people-probably drunk Shakespears or something. Trust Fountain-this is more gross.
I think we should do away with physical money, debit all the way! (btw: debit over credit anyday)
I've never really thought about it....hmm....::licks a 50::
*voice of Ken's mom from downstairs*
Are you smoking up there?
No!
Are you licking 50 dollar bills?
No!!
Oh I can't stand the thought of how dirty money is. A few weeks ago on a Friday night at work I had to take an order for this lady. This lady was about as big of a fat .......... as it gets, sorry to say. She must have been well over 300 lbs. The lady was a huge ***** the whole entire order to me. She was asking me a question about our food, then she asked me what Dennis Barney usually gets. In my head I was thinking who the .......... is Dennis Barney, but I only said to her I don't know who Dennis Barney is. Then she goes on to ask for some really screwy order. Once she is done ordering I tell her the price, and I notice her reaching into her dress. The next thing I know her hand is in her bra and she pulls out a $20. I tired touching that money as little as possible. It was so nasty, because she was incredibly nasty and a huge b*tch to me. That's my story, and that's why I hate touching money. Plus I have to see how many people touch money in a night so I wash my hands a lot more than what I used to.
>>Maybe we can just laminate every dollar bill ever made.
Come down-under, we have plastic bills. Just put them through the wash.
>>Go to a casino and play the slots for about an hour
I worked on the tables in a casino to get through UNI. Each hour get a break, first thing you did each hour was to scrub the dirt out from your fingernails.
I read somewhere that just about all the peanuts, pretzels ect in bars contain traces of urine.
Mmmmmm, peed-on-nuts.
"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Nietzsche
"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars......the rest I squandered."
George Best
"If you are going through hell....keep going."
Winston Churchill
Yeah, but... what about this library keyboard I'm typing with? Just thinking about how many sneezed on it, or didn't wash their hands after a bathroom... ughhh! but that goes for just about anything though.
Tangent: anyone done the wheresgeorge.com thing? I did it a couple of times, tracked some bills from across the country. [for those who don't know, allows you to submit the serial and see where it's been traced - if anyone did it before. Marked ones are best.]
Hehe. I did Wheresgeorge a few weeks ago. There was only
one other entry for my dollar, and it was only about 60
miles away from my house.
When I first got the dollar, I read the stamp and thought I
won something...
Staying away from General.
i know someone who used a 20 bill as toilet papaer in an emergency.....and spent it lmao
Pogs ruled i had like a billion
and what, pray tell did they spend it on? toilet paper wouldve been good
Such is life.
lol actually, sad as it is, i think it was mcdonalds lmao
