Thread: florida + voting = chaos

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    florida + voting = chaos

    we just cant get this **** right. i love florida but our people are doing retarded jobs and making us look like retards. well- i am a retard.

    http://www.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/...nor/index.html
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    couldn't agree with you more...
    EntropySink. You know you have to click it.

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    good Lord, not again...

    Supposedly there was some county with only one vote (although I'm sure there were more, and it was some glitch...)

    ::sigh:: On a completely random and different topic, my mom doesn't want to vote for Reno because she's a lesbian (where's that smiley of the guy smacking himself with a hammer when you need it?). Then she went on to say (and I'm not embellishing any) "But your father says lots of black people are going to vote for her. Obviously black people like lesbians." - [me in the most sarcastic tone possible]"Oh yeah, mom - those niggers sure do love their dykes." - [mom] "Don't say that word." - [/me bursts out laughing]. I love my mother's bigotry. It's a constant source of fun. Anyway, what my dad had really said was that his friend Saundra, a nice black lady, liked Reno. Nothing more.

    ::sigh::

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    this get's old so fast. I don't understand how you can "find new votes" What the heck is that? how is it possible not to keep track of all polling facilities?

    But let's not all rip florida either. The voters and elections officials who are the cause of this whole problem are retired folks from NY. Should we rip New York for producing vegetable voters?
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    Sure, why not? I, for one, don't get all defensive if someone says something bad about new york. Seriously, I could go up to people and say some hilarious joke about new yorkers and people would scream "NEVER FORGET 911!!!!!!" in my face.

    But I can already tell I've just given this thread 2 different spots to branch off on, so maybe I'll stop there.

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    > Should we rip New York for producing vegetable voters?

    No, it's Florida's fault for being so warm

    I saw a clip on TV where they were investigating the results on a computer screen... using a magnifying glass.

    Florida's living up to its reputation as America's wang, that's for sure...

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    >>on a computer screen... using a magnifying glass.

    LMFAO! that's awesome...hey, but never forget - Boca produced the first IBM PC, and where would we be without that? Probably talking to real human beings or something.

    >>Florida's living up to its reputation as America's wang, that's for sure...

    Y'know, I've always wondered what Lousiana and Texas would be, then. STDs from dirty, dirty south america?

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    haha boca raton. LOOK OUT FOR SPORES FROM THE COPY MACHINES!!

    anyhoo. i live in florida and it bothers me that our officials act like confused kids. not that im not. im just a college drunk but it embarresses me. i love the fact that FL is the wang of the states. thats awesome. but for god sakes get these dumbasses away from the polls.
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    I agree. It's bad. It boggles the mind, thinking about this. Why in God's name can't they solve their own problems, after being in the national spotlight for a month?!

    At least it's only the democratic primary... Hell breaks loose when Jeb Bush and (insert democrat here) run.

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    Florida's living up to its reputation as America's wang, that's for sure
    and a big wanger it is....

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    Originally posted by Ride -or- Die
    and a big wanger it is....
    florida is a wanker and i am a sperm !! shoot me out !!
    weeeeeeeeeeeeee
    "with a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."
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    Here's my suggestion glowstick; Go next door, smack your neighbor and say, "That's for making me look like a retard!".

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    rofl, if u rlly wanna scare him wrap a white sheet aroudn yourself and yell "i am a sperm of your wanger" as u slap him lmfao

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    Originally posted by Ride -or- Die
    rofl, if u rlly wanna scare him wrap a white sheet aroudn yourself and yell "i am a sperm of your wanger" as u slap him lmfao
    hahah thats funny. lmao. problem is wrapping yerself in a white towel down south here will get u ****ed up.
    "with a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."
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    hey this isnt just something that started recently guys! in the presidential election of 1876 flordia was one of the states that was undecided in its vote and congress had to set up a commitee to resolve it.
    "only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and im not sure about the former." - albert einstein

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