Damned if we do, damned if we don't...
They want to keep the cproggers free from too much moderator intervention
They are afraid of making a big mistake and being kicked out of moderating
They crack up whenever they see a n00b spammer trying to be cool
Troll King has secretly implanted mind-control circuitry in each moderator's brain, preventing any action against him
They Are
I dont give a ****
People complain lots and lots when we are