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  1. #16
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    they made me cry.
    "with a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."
    - tyler durden

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    Or that jiggly banner you see sometimes on the top of the page that says
    "Your system could be infected"

    Oh so that's what happens when computers get infected...they jiggle like jello.
    Last edited by Cshot; 09-11-2002 at 02:17 PM.
    Try not.
    Do or do not.
    There is no try.

    - Master Yoda

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    OMG!!!1 u hvae to c this!!!!!11

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    train spotter
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    >>Are there any wonderful lawsuis like this that make you wonder if humanity is doomed in Europe, too, or are there laws preventing stupid lawsuits, or what?

    Everybody is getting the bug.

    A drunk underage kid gets kicked out of a night club here. Breaks in and gets caught and badly beaten up by the owner. (he could have gone too far)

    He got Au$58k and his mom got Au$18k for the trauma of seeing him injured.
    "Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    "I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars......the rest I squandered."
    George Best

    "If you are going through hell....keep going."
    Winston Churchill

  5. #20
    >>trauma of seeing him injured.

    Trauma... I'll show you trauma... The only trauma I'm willing to admit to the existance of involves blunt things and someones head.

    I would like to see the 'lightatdawn Awards'. These go to people who badly maim, scar, permanently injure, and generally disfigure for life, the people mentioned in these lawsuits.

    First punishment: Place hot cup of coffee in someones lap, put van on cruise control and drive them off the highway (while they eat dog food and pepsi). ... Okay, fine; Then hit them with some overly large nuclear weapons.

    Okay, I'm done feeling violent for the evening. Goodnight and sweet dream.
    "There's always another way"
    -lightatdawn (

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