Funny Quotes

**golfinguy4** · 08-16-2002

I say we compile a list of funny quotes. Here are a couple from me, and I even got them from this site.

From Contest FAQ

Hey! You said this was top secret, but it looks just like a FAQ!
Say... what do you know... you're right! I'll correct this error with the next release of the Internet.

From nvoigt's Sig

"I hear that if you play the Windows ME CD backwards, you get a satanic message"
"That's nothing. If you play it forward, it installs Windows ME !"

I found those particularly hilarious. Especially since I own ME.

icarus · 08-16-2002

oooh! good idea! maybe we can all go to the eight million sites devoted to funny quotes, copy and paste all of them here, and end up with a thread with zero original content and no reason for existence...oh wait that's not a good idea at all...
sorry

**golfinguy4** · 08-17-2002

Um, yeaaaa..... Has anyone ever told you to STFU?

**Aran** · 08-17-2002

well, here's an original one by me:
"I must resist the urge to solve my problems, lest i lose all reason to live life."

**civix** · 08-17-2002

Hehe, I've always seemed to be particularly fond of this one:

"There are THREE kinds of people in this world: those who can count, and those who cant."

**lightatdawn** · 08-17-2002

On a simular note: There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those that can read binary and those that cant.

**Aran** · 08-17-2002

"Once i get better i won't be sick."

**Commander** · 08-17-2002

if u get a fever and not go to the doctor, you'll be in bed for seven days. but go to the doctor and you'll be better in a week!

**Sentaku senshi** · 08-17-2002

"yeah but not enuff hours in the day to get the recomended 10 hours and yet still enjoy the night life while organizing the night life during the day"

-Freind on Aim

**TechWins** · 08-18-2002

WARNING: There is an inappropriate word involved in this quote, so if you are offended easily by words of that nature then please do not continue readin this message.

here's what you say to a girl that's ........ing you off...

Hey, you're only one brown, paper bag away from being really ****able...

That joke is from me; it's not the greates but I still like it.

EDIT: Well, "my word" can't get past the filter anyways so the warning is pretty much useless

**face_master** · 08-18-2002

>> EDIT: Well, "my word" can't get past the filter anyways so the warning is pretty much useless

Then why not edit the warning out?

**TechWins** · 08-18-2002

Then why not edit the warning out?

I simply didn't want to, and I'm not sure why you are so bothered by me not doing so.

**endo** · 08-18-2002

Originally posted by lightatdawn
On a simular note: There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those that can read binary and those that cant.

Like that, a great programmers joke

**ygfperson** · 08-18-2002

there are 10 types of people in the world, the procrastinators and all the rest.

//edit: 10 is a decimal 10

**Prelude** · 08-18-2002

"When you think you know enough to avoid little mistakes, you know enough to make big ones."

-Prelude

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